Grab the goat by the horns and throw it into the ravine.

From Create Your Own Story

You set down the bucket and seize the goat by his twisted black horns. With a roar, you twist his head sideways and shove him off the narrow trail. He bleats in surprise as he falls to the floor of the ravine and lands with a sickening crunch on a pile of broken stone.

Picking up the bucket again, you make your way down the trail and find the goat dead, his back broken and skull crushed. That takes care of dinner. You drag the goat out of the rocks and fetch the stone axehead, using the sharp edge to slice through the tough goat skin. The smell of blood fills the air as you cut into the body cavity and pull out the delicious organs. You devour the liver raw, and then cut the goat's testicles out of their furry sack and savor them slowly as you finish gutting the goat, saving the heart and kidneys to cook over your fire later.

You're in the middle of skinning the goat--no easy task with nothing but a crude stone axehead to work with--when you hear a groan from behind you. You glance over your shoulder as the dragon raises its head. It shakes its head, then sniffs the air, smelling the blood. The dragon climbs to its feet and cranes its neck around to look back at you, its long, black forked tongue flicking out to taste the air.

You use the axehead to carve a hunk of meat off the goat's flank. The dragon open its mouth and snaps its jaws closed, then makes a low, chuffing sound, blowing air out between its lips. You toss the meat toward the dragon and the beast snaps it out of the air and swallows it whole.

Status
Health Horny, Mated to a dragon Equipment:

naked

Experience Inexperienced
HP 100
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