'Wallpaper the closet', so to speak. 'Shake hands with Mr. Johnson.'
From Create Your Own Story
"Dear journal, I attempted to 'entertain' myself with the mental image of Angelina Jolie having rough sex with that girl from The Big Bang Theory. I was interrupted by one of the survivor guys walking in and asking me to join the others in the mess hall. I quickly shouted "I wasn't touching myself, I swear", before noticing that the guy hadn't noticed. Well, he noticed now, and left awkwardly. So after thinking about a few dead kittens and my grandmother, I went and saw what these assholes were up to. Turns out they want to take out a large number of raiders that have taken over the ruins of some big-ass city. They told me that most of them are ex-air force, and that they would be using a plane to bomb the city from above. After that, apparently, they can then take back the city and use it as a shelter for survivors of the nuclear blasts."
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