Activate the cobra?

From Create Your Own Story

You whisper into a small pinhole on the top of the cobra's silvery head: "Awaken old friend!"

The cobra's ruby eyes come to life. The cobra speaks in a cybernetic voice: "Hello. It's been a long time."

Without another word the cobra slithers around the room, looking for an opening in the fake wood panelling. Upon finding a large crack, it slithers away, never to be seen again.

"Oh, great!" you yell. "Now what am I going to call the aliens with!"

Do you:

• Cry like a little bitch
• Put on a wizard hat and wet your pants
• throw wet toilet paper wads at the wall

Status
Health	100	You have: No robot cobra, and no pants
MP	0
Level	1