+Infinity/tv/porn

From Create Your Own Story

The old man puts a DVD into the player, on top of you. He sits on the couch, and with a creepy smile, stares at your screen. The show starts. "GIRLS GONE WILD SEARCHED FOR THE HOTTEST GIRL IN AMERICA..." You wish you had eyes, so you could roll them. What to do next?

• Find a way to escape, before the old man starts jacking off
• Just watch Girls Gone Wild. What else can you do?
• "Malfunction" and switch to a kiddie cartoon

You are:

A television