TPM: ...in the shower soaped up.
From Create Your Own Story
You're not sure how, but 3PO seems to have an easy time of finding her. Having heard the clanking, she's covered herself up with her hands.
"Annie, what are you doing?"
"I'm afraid it's not Master Anakin. I seem to have lost control of my forward momentum and many of my other processes" says 3PO as he rounds the corner to where the shower is, viewing her, and stops.
"You know madame, my optical sensors have never noticed how attractive you are to the other gender." 3PO begins stroking his new part in a predictably rythmic motion "My capacitors are overloading for you"
"Oh my, what's going on? Did I just say that?"
Your mom's previous look of amusement to disgust and now fear, as the 3PO now approaches her.
"3PO, stop! don't get any closer"
"I wish I could madame!" he replies in ernest.
You than see bright sparks and hear loud shocks as the unprotected circuitry of your unfinished droid makes contact with water. Your mom is eletrocuted to death.
Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga |
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Character: |
Anakin Skywalker |
Setting: |
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The Phantom Menace |