Laugh at Alice's dilemma

From Create Your Own Story

"It isn't funny!" Alice says. "Stop laughing!"

You keep laughing. Alice's face goes beet red and she punches you in the stomach. You grunt at the impact... and shit yourself.

"Ugh!" Alice exclaims, stepping back and pinching her nose shut. "I may be wet, but at least I'm not emitting a foul odor!"

You strip out of your pants. You've dropped quite a load in your underwear.

Alice puts her hands over her eyes.

"Cover yourself!" she says.

"Or don't," the Mad Hatter says. "Some of us enjoy looking."

"Or even touching," Miss March says.

"But do clean your bottom before trying to give us a closer look," the Mad Hatter says.

Do you:

• Rub your dirty ass against Alice
• Pour cleansing tea down the crack of your ass
• Ask the Mad Hatter for toilet paper