"I hear the backroom upstairs is fun."

From Create Your Own Story

The bouncer grins. "If you're looking for more dick, yeah."

You blush, but nod.

The bouncer passes some coats back to some of the people leaving, and then glances at you again.

"Upstairs is good, if you want quantity over quality." He winks.

You say...

• "If you're the quality, I'd like to get to know you better."
• "Quantity will have to do!" and head upstairs.