Let's Burn Down a Castle- yellow bggggggastard
From Create Your Own Story
"Hieyyyyyyyy mah nigga, whazschoo doo dat! Hell! Fo! Sho! Whyjoo doo dat!"
You inquire as to why the green-skinned monster is being such a douche.
"Well seeing as how you've captured you, me, and you're my new master, I must do whatever you be wish, and so I'm being a douche because you've acted like a douche. If joo wish me to act narmillz, just saiso."
Do you:
- Saiso
- Toss the bag into the woods
- Stab the douchemonster with your pitchfork
- Shut the bag and keep on truckin'
- Shut the bag and go back to the mob
| Status | ||
| Health | Bandaged leg | Equipment:
Pants, hand-rake, half bag of cabbages and winged douchemonster, pitchfork |
| Property Damage Inflicted | $3.50 | |
| Blood | 11 pints | |
