Go to work disposing of those who died in the nuclear blasts

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"Dear journal, why the fuck did I agree to fuck around with all this dead bodies? I have to go out, find bodies, pick them up, lug the rotting corpse back to the hipster camp, strip the body of valuables, cover the body in lye, bury the body, and record where, when, and how I found each body. Meanwhile, everyone else gets a cool job, like raiding gun stores or looting grocery stores. I get to do all that burying and record keeping. Fuck my life."

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