Take the ninja's pants

From Create Your Own Story

"AI YEE! YOU PERVERT!" the ninja suddenly screamed like a girl when you tried to slowly pull off the pants. The ninja slapped you and on your wound too. You fainted. When you awoke, you see a nothing but another ninja in front of you.

"Who are you and what do you want?" the ninja said in a gruff voice.

"I don't know who I am except my name and I don't want anything except to go back home!" you answered.

"I see...the scanner says you are telling the truth...at least now we know you are not from the Yellow Faction..."

"The what...?"

"Never mind that, so, what is your name then?"

-I am Guy.

-I am Richard.

-I am Dude.

-I don't want to tell you my name you meanie!!!