TPM: Grab that Toydarian dick!

From Create Your Own Story

You've got to stop this brute from raping your mom! You lunge at him and grab him around the dick. He looks at you in shock, but your mom just starts sobbing. He doesn't want to do anything, seeing as how you're holding his most sensitive organ.

• TPM: Squeeze. Hard.
• TMP: Yank it as hard as you can.
• TPM: Start to stroke it gently.
• TPM: Stick it in your mouth.