Pull out 2 double-barrel shotguns and shoot Chuck in the face.

From Create Your Own Story

You fire two double-barrel shotguns right into chuck's face. His head explodes. Congratulations you killed CHUCKS CLONE.

Lesson #2 You Don't Kill Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris Kills You

Level Up! *cue Final Fantasy BATTLE END music*

What Now?

• Walk out of the Office

• Fire all of the US's nukes by using THE suitcase (the one that controls the US's nuke supplies)

• Prank Call the Russian President by using the Red Phone (the one that is connected to all the world's leaders and is only to be using in emergencies)

Status
Health	100	Equipment: Weak Fists, A mini-nuke launcher, 2 double-barrel shot guns, THE Suitcase
MP	{{{MP}}}
Level	{{{Level}}}