Shoot yourself.
From Create Your Own Story
You take the gun and cock it towards your ear. You're life has been miserable so far, why not end it now? Uncle Vernon wouldn't care. Aunt Petunia wouldn't care. And Dudley, he would enjoy it. You muster up all the courage you can and shoot. The bullet goes through your head and hits the wall, without killing you. Why do these things happen to me, you think? The door crashes open. A huge hairy man walks inside. "Oi' Harry!"
