Invoke the ancient curse of Etirps
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You silently mutter the words [Obviously I can't repeat the words here or people everywhere would be blowing up!]. Suddenly, the goalkeeper explodes, leaving a pair of smoking football boots and a horrible smell. The ball drops gently to the ground, 3 yards from the goal and no defenders. Out of the corner of your eye you see the Wolves midfielder Geoff Thomas running on you.
