Shout obscenities at the slut until the local authorities come and taze you

From Create Your Own Story

You begin to shout a heartfelt poem to your lady. Many of your expressions are colored by regional vernacular. All of the actions which you describe are expressly forbidden in this state by statutes which predate the civil war. Eventually the deputy sheriff arrives and uses a controversial but effective electrical device to help you into sweet civic responsibility.

You awake in the drunk tank looking at a bear which is sharing your cell. Do you

• Continue your tirade
• Examine the bear