Buy Frank a good cracker

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You go over to the counter. There's two bowls of crackers sitting there, beneath a sign that says Feed Frank the Friendly Parrot. You pick up a cracker from the more expensive bowl, pay the cutie at the register, and go back to Frank. The salesgirl is pretty hot, and if Frank's advice is any good, it's well worth the price of a cracker.

"Thanks a lot, pal," Frank says as you pass him the cracker. "Okay, here's what you gotta do. Lean over the counter and kiss the girl's nose. Yeah, I know what you're thinking, but trust the bird on this one. It sounds freaky, but sudden kiss on the nose and that chick spreads her legs wide open. You'll be on her and in her before you know it."

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