Lie about your identity.
From Create Your Own Story
"I...um...I'm not the Alexis you're looking for." You stammered.
"What?"
"Uh...yea, my brother's name is Alexis, I'm actually ALEXAS, I think that was his resume."
"I see..." You could hear the disbelief in his voice. "Well then, can I talk to your brother please?"
"He's...um...not home. He's out with some friends."
"Well okay, have him call me back by tomorrow morning."
"Yes, of course." You replied sheepishly.
As you hang up the phone. You could feel yourself sweating profusely, causing your white Zelda T-shirt to stick to your body and your white cotton panties to cling tightly to your crotch beneath those grey sweatpants. What have I just done? How the heck am I going to pull this off? You start to brainstorm like crazy. Finally, you decided that you need someone who is going to call FOR you. Someone who is going to help you keep this a secret. Someone you can trust. But who...?
Call your buddy Chelsea and ask if her boyfriend Chad could do it.
