Cover your boner with the carton of popcorn
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You don't want Annabelle to see your erection. Women don't respect guys who can't control themselves in public. You casually whisper for Annabelle to pass you the carton of popcorn. You use it to cover your woody until it goes away.
When the movie is over, you think about what to do next.