Down The Rabbit Hole
From Create Your Own Story
So it's a boring Friday night, and you're sitting at your computer. All day you've been illegally downloading music and looking at porn, when you come across something completely new. It's a PDF file of a book called The Principia Discordia.
You read through the whole thing, and think to yourself, "Gee, I think I want to become a Discordian." Having thought this thought, you consult the MegaBarf Listing of Erisian Things to Do and do one or more or maybe even all of them.
| The MegaBarf Listing of Erisian Things To Do | |||||
| 1 | Declaire yourself a Pope | 2 | Try to summon Eris | � | Go get a hotdog |
| 4 | Print out the contents of the book and eat them | 5 | Start posting Fnords on message boards | 6 | Edit the Wikipedia entry on Discordianism |
| 7 | Give up | 8 | Edit this page | 9� | Do something completely random! |
| 10 | Invest in a printing press | 11 | Arm yourself with jellybeans | 23 | Fnord |
| 13 | Add fake, unclickable links on wiki pages | 14 | This space for rent | 15 | Seek the 23 Apples of Eris |
| 16 | Roll dice | 17 | Explore the Starseed Trance-Mission | 18 | Sing a hymn to Discordianism |
| 19 | Bless a cockroach | 20 | Mu | 21 | |
| Status | ||
| Health | 23 | Equipment:
none |
| MP | 23 | |
| Level | 23 | |
