Humbly apologize to Annabelle

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"I'm sorry, Annabelle," you say. "I was completely out of line."

"Are you worthy of sex with me?" she demands.

"No, Miss Annabelle."

"Are you worthy of sex with any woman who's not butt-ugly?"

"No, Miss Annabelle."

"Very well. Go get your things. You're fired, but at least you've avoided a beating."

You go home to your small, shitty studio apartment and look through the classified ads for a new job and the personals for a date. It's a long time before you find either.

THE END

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