A girl dressed as a which

From Create Your Own Story

She was squatting against an old tree and lifting her skirt, just as she appeared in my sight. At first I didn't realize what she was doing so I tried to greet her as politely as possible, but when the first sound left my mouth…
“Kyaa…. GET AWAY!”
She noticed me and threw a bag at me. I jumped behind a three and pretended I wasn't there. I could still see the beautiful image. She had been squatting over a quite large mushroom, and was inserting it inside herself.
She ran at me, grabbed and threw me at the ground. She started poking my face with the end of a broom as if she was brushing away the memory.
“STOP STOP STOP” I yelled at every strike though she didn't care. I rolled away into a bunch of fungi and tried to protect my face. She charged her next blow, though I heard her suddenly stop.
“you're…”
I looked at her standing with the broom above her head.
“You're a guy?”

"Uhm, yeah..."
Kick her and floor her
Use your time to run away