NML: Take the bus

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Just as you're walking out the door, you hear a big "THUMP!"

You turn around and notice your mom farted a cantaloupe again.

"Jesus Christ. Not again!" You say. You think about picking it up, but you're so manly you can butter your own biscuit.

You look to the left and see David Bowie running toward the cantaloupe singing "STARMAN!"

Not to be outdone, Ozzy Osbourne quickly sweeps the cantaloupe and bites its head off."

At this point, you realize you're tripping balls to the wall. And then Adam Sandler's "The Hanukkah Song" cums to mind.

You orgasm instantly.

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