At the floor

From Create Your Own Story

The semen shoots from your shaft and splatters when it hits the floor. You spurt and spurt and create a nice big puddle before your balls run dry. When you're finished, you fall back onto the bed. Your dick is still stiff and it's still buzzing.

A pretty nurse walks in.

"Oh, you're awake already!" she says. "Dr. Harm was expecting you to sleep longer than this. I... Oh! What's this all over the floor?"

You tell the nurse:

• "My dick fired off a load all by itself."
• "I spilled a milkshake."