Right fat bastard: Megan Cooke

From Create Your Own Story

Your Megan Cooke a little white rich girl, Its 7am and you want to lounge by the pool only its closed again! How in the hell are you supposed to show off your new little pink bikini, and how hot you are in it if the damn pool is always closed!

• Megan Cooke: Go to the office and demand they open the pool
• Megan Cooke: Climb the fence and swim
• Megan Cooke: Call the police to arrest the hotel staff for failure to open the pool
• Megan Cooke: Go to the front desk and flirt with the staff
• Megan Cooke: Go get dressed for the day