Cast an ice trap
From Create Your Own Story
You look at the ground in front of you and think of the coldest winter. Of being naked in a blizzard. The coldest thoughts you have are brought to mind before a blue sheen appears over the ground in front of you. You then bend over and present your ass to the goblin. He looks hesitant and approaches, ax in hand. As soon as he steps on your enchanted earth, he freezes over instantly. You feel an unnatural cool breeze on your ass, and turn to see the goblin frozen solid, dick still erect.
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