Write obscene things on his face as he sleeps.

From Create Your Own Story

Jessica is married and has a couple of kids. She doesn't have the chance to goof around nearly as much as she did when she was younger. You take this opportunity, pulling out your pen and writing on the poor man's face. By the end of it his face is covered in dicks and a dozen synonyms for homosexual. One patron walks by and chuckles and another shakes his head. You had your fun, time to do something else.

Do you:

• Go over to the bar
• Get up on the stage and strip
• Sneak into the rear of the bar