TPM:Offer an exchange

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You can't believe what you're about to suggest to the slaver. It's a total violation of your mission, the Jedi Order, and any vague sense of decency you thought you had.

"I have no money, but I do have goods to exhange." You tell the slaver.

"Tell me your deal, human." The Duros says warily.

"My ship's not far. I'm travelling with a group. Humans, beautiful females and strong males. I want your girls to deliver them to you." You offer.

"Not a chance." The Duros says. "Do you have any idea what all this flesh is worth? I give you one girl for the lot."

That cheap bastard! If he could see the Naboo on the ship, maybe he wouldn't be so stingy. But, as you watch one of the Twi'lek girls, in a lovely shade of blue, rub the feet of a tired Zeltron, you are eager for the warmth of any female...

Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga
Character:
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Setting:
The Phantom Menace

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