Go to a sports bar and watch the baseball game
From Create Your Own Story
You head for Ken's and join the crowd at the bar watching the Red Sox crush the Yankees. You order a hamburger and a club soda.
"What's the definition of a Yankee?" the guy next to you grins.
You're pretty sure you've heard that joke, but you smile. "What?"
"It's similar to a quickie, but you don't need a partner."
You chuckle and continue watching the game. Your food comes and you consume it.
When the game ends -- a 12-2 humiliation for the New Yorkers -- the Red Sox fans whoop it up. You slip on out and head to a bar with alcohol, where perhaps you can meet some women.
Two in particular catch your eye. An older redhead with big ol' titties her dress can barely contain, and a young, trim brunette wearing a skintight Spandex outfit.
