Call one of your guy friends.
From Create Your Own Story
Time to dial up one of your "minions!" These are guys who became friends with you after you've thoroughly kicked their butts at their own game. There's Kevin, whom you completely obliterated at Dudgeons & Dragons after he claimed to be the best D&D player. There's also Weiss, who begged you to join his intramural basketball team after you schooled him in a game of HORSE, your deathly precision from long range tearing his ego into shreds. Or you can try Patrick, the little pale kid in high school (now a little pale adult?) who literally started calling himself your minion after you befriended him by being the only person who would sit with him at lunch.
