Piggy's Day/You board the wrong plane
From Create Your Own Story
These days airplanes are much more efficient and quicker than back in the day, so you get to your destination in 3 hours. At arrival however, you realize that you're not in your desired destination.
Piggy: "What's the meaning of this? Where are we?"
The passanger behind you replies:
Passanger: "In the Himalayas."
You think to yourself:
Piggy: "Oh, hell! Oh, Hell-evision! I can't go there, I was banned from ever stepping my foot at an altitude of over 5 kilometers back in 32003."
You decide to take it cool, and use your renowed poker face. You have your luggage searched, and one of the workers even thoroughly checked your passport, but you get out without a hitch.
Piggy: "Phew! All those poker nights finally paid off."
You have a look around. The entire airport is built on a large steel platform between two mountains. This is common practice around here, where entire villages are often supported by wooden poles imbedded into the mountain. You lean onto a wooden railing to admire the view.
Piggy: "Well, the next flight to Los Angeles leaves in three days, so I might ask the locals for a place to stay... Or just hang out in the airport."
Before you can make a choise, the wooden railing cracks, because you are immensly fat. As you plummet several hundread meters, you remember that you actually came prepared for this, and carry a parachute in your suitcase, which is tied on your back. You pull a string on your suitcase.
Then:
