Scratch your upside down nuts (Marsupial)

From Create Your Own Story

You smile contently, satisfied with the sensation of the itch being relieved. You sit up, floorboards lightly creaking beneath your paws. You reach behind your head and arch your back. You let out a cute little whine as you stretch out your rested muscles. Reaching down, you pick up your backpack. You unfasten the buckle and overturn it, spilling out a few garments of clothing onto the bed. "hmmm"

• Pick up the tight-fitting armor
• Pick up the peasant clothes
• "Screw it!"