Waifu Quest/bondage2
From Create Your Own Story
You walk to the next apartment over and knock on the door. As you wait for someone to answer, you cover your crotch with both hands, doing this little self-conscious dance that for all practical purposes is indistinguishable from the gotta-pee dance.
Finally, your neighbor--a crotchety old lady, once a nurse-practitioner long ago, now just the head of the HOA and a frequent contributor to local cat newsletters--answers the door. Is she:
