Occupy yourself

From Create Your Own Story

Once again, you ignore your sons request to see the "Important News" and choose to occupy yourselves with more important matters, such as self pleasure.

A mans gotta' have some pleasure every once in a while... Let's see, where the fuck did I put my fleshlight? Agh, no need I can do without it.

You take off your grey v-neck and start feeling up your chest and nipples. "Holy shit, when was the last time I worked out?"

"Dad, open the door already!" Ryan yells once more.

You ignore Ryan and take off your briefs and stroke your 6-inch rock hard cock. "Mmm, that feels so fucking good..."

"Seriously, open the door!"