Float there, muttering curses

From Create Your Own Story

You tread water, muttering curses, until you feel a sprinkling coming down on your head. You can tell by the acrid smell that it isn't water. It's urine.

You look up and see someone dangling their dick over the well. Now you're not just mad.

You're pissed.

Do you:

• Climb rapidly up the sides of the well and grab that pissing dick
• Whip out your willy and spray whiz upwards
• Toss your cookies