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These look very tempting, and you get super horny just thinking about using them!

The first item is the Monster Dildo. It is 2 feet long and 3 inches thick. This may be a joke, but you must satisfy your horniness. Then there is the Earthquake Vibrator. The sign reads: "Most intense sensation in the whole world. Guaranteed to bring you to your most intense orgasm yet!" If this does what it says it does, it may solve the problem. You also notice a lube called "The magic lube". Well that seems lame, but hey, shouldn't judge a book by its cover.

By this time, your walk is all but forgotten. You need to buy something and get yourself back to your apartment, pronto!

You select:

• The Monster Dildo
• The Earthquake Vibrator
• The Magic Lube