You're a girl. You can ignore it. Duh.

From Create Your Own Story

Girls don't get horny. Everyone knows that. That previous writer must have been a guy, because only guys get horny and want to masturbate. Guys are dumbasses.

Wait. I am a guy. The previous writer is me, Levi. Weird.

Anyway, you just wait, and then the doorbell rings. Dost thou...

• Open the door... duh!
• Open the door, and then slam it in Erin's face
• Take all of your clothes off before opening the door
• Ask, "Who is it?", before opening the door, like a NORMAL PERSON