Activate the cobra?

From Create Your Own Story

You whisper into a small pinhole on the top of the cobra's silvery head: "awaken old friend!" The cobra's ruby eyes come to life. The cobra speaks in a cybernetic voice "Hello, It's been a long time." Without another word the cobra began slithering around the room looking for an opening in the fake wood panelling. Upon finding a large crack, it slithered away never to be seen again.

"Oh Great!" you yell disappointedly. Now what am I going to call the aliens with!?

Do you:

• Start crying
• Put on a wizard hat and wet your pants
• throw wet toilet paper wads at the wall