Hit on the urinating hipster

From Create Your Own Story

You walk up to the urinal to the left of the hipster guy. "Nice dick," you say, as you unzip your pants and look at him. He gives you a confused, disgusted look, and then walks out of the bathroom, without washing his hands.

"You forgot to wash your hands!" you shout. Then, an idea hits you:

• Follow the hipster and try to woo him further
• Go into the stall next to the occupied one for some glory hole fun
• Crawl underneath the occupied stall and pay the occupier a visit