Burst into laughter so hard your sides begin to hurt

From Create Your Own Story

You snort contemptously and then dissolve into laughter. Your sides are shaking so much that your ribs start hurting. When you finally regain control of yourself, you look up to see the fat clerk standing over you, scowling. A pimply-faced guy has replaced her behind the counter.

You Decide To:

• Walk out of the store and start drinking your six-pack
• Apologize to the fat clerk before she slugs you one
• Smile up at the fat clerk and offer her one of your beers