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Attack the forces of Censorship

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 16:31:41 GMT

WyldCard4:

You realize you would have to Break the Fourth Wall.

Do you:
*[[Break the Fourth Wall]]
*[[Rip Supergirl into tiny pieces and masterbate into each of them, knowing that this will probably be removed soon anyway]]
*[[Move to Japan]]
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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Kick Lobo's bike

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:23:42 GMT

WyldCard4:

He starts crying.

And then he kills you.

The End.
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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Blame Supergirl

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:22:45 GMT

WyldCard4:

He grins.

"Good, I have been wanting to see her for quite some time."

He pulls out a cammera, a Kryptonite rope, and some very nasty looking tools.

"I think this is a good time to give her a piece of my mind."

Do you:
*[[Stop Lobo]]
*[[Ask Lobo is he needs any help]]
*[[Fly away and turn your supervision to watch]]
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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Blame Supergirl

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:22:31 GMT

WyldCard4:

Ask Lobo for the ball

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:19:19 GMT

WyldCard4:

He shoots you with Kryptonite.

But it goes right through you, you live.

Do you:
*[[Kill Lobo]]
*[[Rip him to pieces]]
*[[Thank him]]
*[[Ask him for the ball again]]
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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Ask Lobo for the ball

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:18:56 GMT

WyldCard4:

He shoots you with Kryptonite.

But it goes right through you, you live.

Do you:
*[[Kill Lobo]]
*[[Rip him to pieces]]
*[[Thank him]]
*[[Ask him for the bal again]]

Fly after Supergirl

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:12:50 GMT

WyldCard4:

You catch up to here and grab her.

Do you:
*[[Feel something hard in your pants]]
*[[Say you are very sorry and ask how you can make it up to her]]
*[[Start giving her more wedgies]]
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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Fly after Supergirl

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:12:25 GMT

WyldCard4:

You catch up to here and grab her.

Do you:
*[[Feel something hard in your pants]]
*[[Say you are very sorry and ask how you can make it up to here]]
*[[Start giving her more wedgies]]

Post naked pics of yourself on the net

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:10:07 GMT

WyldCard4:

It becomes really popular, a gang of rabid fangirls capture you and Batman, and they force you to engage ib terrible acts with him.

Forever.

The End.

Post photoshopped pics of Supergirl doing it with Superhorse

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:08:17 GMT

WyldCard4:

Superhorse shows up asking how you got into his private stash.

Do you:
*[[Ask to see his stash]]
*[[Photoshop pics of yourself and Superhorse]]
*[[Ask him what he is doing Friday night]]

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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Pout because you can't make out explicitly

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:05:25 GMT

WyldCard4:

Supergirl cheers you up by showing you her breasts off pannel.

Do you:
*[[Faint]]
*[[Scream]]
*[[Ask her to marry you]]
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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Make out with Supergirl in a censored format

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:03:59 GMT

WyldCard4:

You find out it is really fun to do, you wonder why you ever minded the idea.

Do you:
*[[Ask Supergirl out on a date]]
*[[Ask her to come to the Fortress with you]]
*[[Wonder if she would like to make out with Lois Lane]]
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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Make out with Supergirl in a censored format

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:03:49 GMT

WyldCard4:

Attack the forces of Censorship

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:01:03 GMT

WyldCard4:

Go back to Earth and track down Lois

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:58:30 GMT

WyldCard4:

You find her in bed with another man.

It is:

*[[Batman?]]
*[[Wonder Woman (wait, wasn't it a man!)]]
*[[Green Lantern]]
*[[Flash]]
*[[Martian Manhunter]]
*[[Aquaman]]

Go back to Earth and track down Lois

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:57:45 GMT

WyldCard4:

You find her in bed with another man.

It is:

*[[Batman]]
*[[Wonder Woman (wait, wasn't it a man!)]]
*[[Green Lantern]]
*[[Flash]]
*[[Martian Manhunter]]
*[[Aquaman]]

Get bored with this, too

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:55:21 GMT

WyldCard4:

Realizing that Pre-Crisis Supergirl never wore a skirt you realize what a pathetic geek you really are.

Do you:
*[[Ask her why she is wearing a skirt]]
*[[Ask her how Argo City is]]
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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Use it to make some erotic poses

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:52:48 GMT

WyldCard4:

You feel a greater power breaking in from beyond the Fourth wall and you leave, tossing away the Battering Ram.

Do you:
*[[Go find something fun to do]]
*[[Go break the Fourth Wall]]
*[[Go back to Earth and see if you can find Batman]]
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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Use it to make some erotic poses

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:52:21 GMT

WyldCard4:

Use it as a bat to hit planets with

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:49:34 GMT

WyldCard4:

You feel good doing it, so very good you feel something hard growing in your pants.

Do you:
*[[Destroy even more planets]]
*[[Go and find Lois, or maybe Lana]]

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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Hit on some cosplay chicks

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:25:50 GMT

WyldCard4:

You hit on the chicks, but one of them turns out to be Lex Luthor.

The sight of Lex in a sailor suit will haunt you forever.

Do you:
*[[Kill everyone present to purge the memory forever]]
*[[Grab 13 ''hot'' cosplay chicks and carry them to the Fortress.]]
*[[Ask Lex Luthor to marry you]]
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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Hit on some cosplay chicks

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:25:15 GMT

WyldCard4:

You hit on the chicks, but one of them turns out to be Lex Luthor.

The sight of Lex in a sailor suit will haunt you forever.

Do you:
*[[Kill everyone present to purge the memory forever]
[[Grab 13 ''hot'' cosplay chicks and carry them to the Fortress.]]
*[[Ask Lex Luthor to marry you]]
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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Get yourself a lead-lined mecha

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:22:33 GMT

WyldCard4:

You can't use your X-Ray vision to see out of it, you crash and die in a Kryptonite mine.

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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Kill her by throwing a few humans at her

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:20:35 GMT

WyldCard4:

She dies, but now a bunch of people are ''crying'' and calling you a ''monster'', you are the hero here.

Do you:
*[[Kill them to make them shut up]]
*[[Make them eat bits of gore]]
*[[Laugh]]
*[[Say you are deeply sorry and offer to pay them lots of money]]

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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Hit him in the head

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:16:51 GMT

WyldCard4:

Jimmy is knocked out, but Minnie is still after you.

Do you:
*[[Take her out to lunch and discuss the problems with your special relationship, mainly her trying to kill you]]
*[[Flee at such speed that you break into Heaven]]
*[[Kill her and give out her parts to starving children in the Third World]]

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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Kill him with heat vision

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:11:25 GMT

WyldCard4:

You kill him, and ten 1000 tiny Jimmy's climb out of his body carrying gold and silver.

Do you:
*[[Wonder where you found this acid, and how to get more]]
*[[Kill the little Jimmy's and steal the gold and silver]]
*[[Cry and wonder how stupid the editor was when he thought this page up]]
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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Kill him with heat vision

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:10:25 GMT

WyldCard4:

You kill him, and ten 1000 tiny Jimmy's climb out of his body carrying gold and silver.

Do you:
*[[Wonder where you found this acid, and how to get more.]]
*[[Kill the little Jimmy's and steal the gold and silver]]
*[[Cry]]
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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Metropolis

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:00:12 GMT

WyldCard4:

You see Lois Lane walking buy, she is daring to look at a man who isn't you.

Do you:
*[[Kill them both]]
*[[Swoop in on Lois and spank her in public]]
*[[Kidnapp Lois and tie her up in a cave somewhere]]
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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Metropolis

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:59:45 GMT

WyldCard4:

Smallville

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:57:20 GMT

WyldCard4:

You realize just how lame your hometown was.

Do you:
*[[Destroy your hometown]]
*[[Go piss on your parents graves]]
*[[Go see if Lana Lang is cheating on you]]
*[[See a girl you had a crush on in highschool]]
*[[See a guy you had a crush on in highschool]]
*[[Plow every field in town]]
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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Let the police arrest Luthor

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:51:34 GMT

WyldCard4:

They realize how lame it is for Superman to let police do his work for him, and kill you.

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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Offer to join him. Cakes may be his weakness, but those delicious Hostess goodies are also yours

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:49:54 GMT

WyldCard4:

He laughs and says he will let you join him if you agree to tell him your secret identity.

Do you:
*[[Tell him your secret identity]]
*[[Make a big scene where you reveal how stupid he was for not realizing you were Clark Kent]]
*[[Grin, "I would never join one as evil as you Luthor" you kill him]]
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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Offer to join him. Cakes may be his weakness, but those delicious Hostess goodies are also yours

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:49:30 GMT

WyldCard4:

Offer to join him. Cakes may be his weakness, but those delicious Hostess goodies are also yours

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:49:12 GMT

WyldCard4:

He laughs and says he will let you join him if you agree to tell him your secret identity.

Do you:
*[[Tell him your ecret identity]]
*[[Make a big scene where you reveal how stupid he was for not realizing you were Clark Kent]]
*[[Grin, "I would never join one as evil as you Luthor" you kill him]]

Fly off to find a new sun

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:44:30 GMT

WyldCard4:

You find a sun, but it is Red, you die powerless.

Ten million years later beings decended from Ykari's genital tics resurect you and declair you to be their new god.

Do you:
*[[Destroy the Tic People]]
*[[Declair a holy crusade to destroy all who do not worship you]]
*[[Go off on a search for Krypto to see if he is still alive]]
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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Fly off to find a new sun

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:44:01 GMT

WyldCard4:

Preserve her body for an experimental Necrophilia Lass?

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:39:00 GMT

WyldCard4:

In 1000 years she is the universes greatest heroine, and your wife of 999 years, bearing you 750 children.

You are who whiping boy, only kept around for sex and caring for her children, you have never been happier.

Make sure Ykari's really, really dead?

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:36:48 GMT

WyldCard4:

She really is.

YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES YOU FINALY KILLED HER YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are now bored.

Do you:
*[[Put Ykari's body through the Bizaro ray and see what happens]]
*[[Give Ykari a full funeral]]
*[[Piss on her body]]
*[[Rape her body]]
*[[Sell her body to aliens]]

Make sure Ykari's really, really dead?

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:36:22 GMT

WyldCard4:

She really is.

YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES YOU FINALY KILLED HER YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are now bored.

Do you:
*[[Put Ykari's body for the Bizaro ray and see what happens]]
*[[Give Ykari a full funeral]]
*[[Piss on her body]]
*[[Rape her body]]
*[[Sell her body to aliens]]

Make sure Ykari's really, really dead?

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:32:32 GMT

WyldCard4:

She real isn't, you die.

Banish her to the Phantom Zone

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:31:38 GMT

WyldCard4:

Yes you finaly beat that bitch!!!
But of course she could escape again, so you are very scared.

Do you:
*[[Destroy the Phantom Zone to kill Ykari]]
*[[Wave cake in front of her nose while she is in the Phantom Zone]]
*[[Realize how bad it is that you beat such a wonderful enemy and go back in time to stop yourself from beating her]]
*[[Use your vast super-speed to break into Heaven in the hopes God can protect you]]
*[[Feel that the prison that was good enough for your Kryptonian for-fathers is good enough for you just fight the 3599 Green Lanters coming to stop you from destroying more planets]]

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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Banish her to the Phantom Zone

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:31:08 GMT

WyldCard4:

Yes you finaly beat that bitch!!!
But of course she could escape again, so you are very scared.

Do you:
*[[Destroy the Phantom Zone to kill Ykari]]
*[[Wave cake in front of her nose while she is in the Phantom Zone]]
*[[Realize how bad it is that you beat such a wonderful enemy and go back in time to stop yourself from beating her]]
*[[Use your vast super-speed to break into Heaven in the hopes God can rotect you]]
*[[Feel that the prison that was good enough for your Kryptonian for-fathers is good enough for you just fight the 3599 Green Lanters coming to stop you from destroying more planets]]

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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Go back in time and kill the people who sentenced you to death in the first place

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:23:04 GMT

WyldCard4:

You stood trial anyway, but you were found not guilty.

Do you:
*[[Go to the Watchtower and see what is going on]]
*[[Hunt down Lois Lane to make sure she isn't cheating on you]]
*[[Go back to Smallville to make sure Lana Lang still hasn't cheated on you]]
*[[Go into outer space and see if Krypto is cheating on you]]
*[[Go watch TV]]

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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Go back in time and kill the people who sentenced you to death in the first place

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:22:38 GMT

WyldCard4:

You stood trial anyway, but you were found not guilty.

Do you:
*[[Go to the Watchtower and see what is going on]]
*[[Hunt down Lois Lane to make sure she isn't cheating on you]]
*[[Go back to Smallville to make sure Lana Lang still hasn't cheated on you?]
*[[Go into outer space and see if Krypto is cheating on you]]
*[[Go watch TV]]

Go back in time and prevent yourself for killing all those people

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:19:02 GMT

WyldCard4:

You meet up with your childhood self.

Do you:
*[[Kill him]]
*[[Rape him]]
*[[Kill your parents while he watches]]
*[[Explain your entire life to him]]

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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Capture Luthor and again let him live for some reason

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:06:14 GMT

WyldCard4:

He decides to marry Lois Lane, you seem him proposing to her.

Do you:
*[[Kill them both in a jealous rage]]
*[[Kill Luthor in a jealous rage]]
*[[Follow them to Luthor's yacht]]
*[[Kill Lois in a jealous rage]]
*[[Kill everyone in Metropolis in a jealous rage]]
*[[Kill everyone on Earth in a jealous rage]]
*[[Try and kill everyone in the universe in a jealous rage]]
*[[Go whine about it on a message board]]

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[[Category: Superdickery]]

The Wonder Twins!

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:59:18 GMT

WyldCard4:

They both say "Superman, thank God we found you, we need your help.

Do you:
*[[Kill them both with heat vision]]
*[[Ask them for help with the thugs]]
*[[Think the guy is kind hot]]
*[[Tell them they are both some of the lamest characters every made]]

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[[Category: Superdickery]]

Batman!

WyldCard4 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:53:46 GMT

WyldCard4:

You look up at him and ask him for help.
He gives you a big grin and pulls out a gun, killing the robbers and the woman.

He looks down at you and says "Now you owe me, big time.

Do you:
*[[Laugh at him and kill him with heat vision]]
*[[Thank him for his help]]
*[[Ask him what he wants]]
*[[Kiss him on the mouth]]

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[[Category: Superdickery]]