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Tell Ali what you think of his pathetic antics

The King Of Harsh — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:10:17 GMT

The King Of Harsh:

"ALI! I have had enough of your antics. You need to grow up a bit mate, you're 21 now. You can't keep acting so immature. Also referring to nice guys as prawns is bang out of order. You're cruising for a bruising."

Ali laughs and makes derogatory about your arms and then refuses to let you use his phone when you desperately want to speak with your girlfriend.

Do you:

*[[Smack him in the face]]
*[[Throw him into the road]]

KRISPIN WAH!

The King Of Harsh — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:05:53 GMT

The King Of Harsh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRI-xyduG0

KRISPIN WAH!

The King Of Harsh — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:04:50 GMT

The King Of Harsh:

KRISPIN WAH!

The King Of Harsh — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:03:59 GMT

The King Of Harsh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRI-xyduG0

Say "Hello Ali Baabs, how are you today?

The King Of Harsh — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:03:10 GMT

The King Of Harsh:

Ali says "Oh hello, I'm very well thanks. Just had a few pints with my dad down the pub, so if I whitey, that's why. Also I haven't eaten today because there is never any food in my house. Now, where did that little 14 year old girl I just saw go?!"

Do you:
*[[Smack him in the face]]
*[[Tell Ali what you think of his pathetic antics]]
*[[KRISPIN WAH!]]

Grab the children and take them to safety before Ali recovers

The King Of Harsh — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:54:43 GMT

The King Of Harsh:

You scoop up all the small children near by and run as fast as you can, saving them from the inevitable raping from the Ali. As you turn the corner, a horrible sight meets your eyes.

What is it?:
*[[A zombie Ali]]
*[[An army of Alis]]
*[[An army of zombie Alis]]

Have sex with Alis lifeless body

The King Of Harsh — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:52:19 GMT

The King Of Harsh:

You sick bastard!

Throw him into the road

The King Of Harsh — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:39:40 GMT

The King Of Harsh:

You grab Ali by the scruff of his little Ali neck and fling him into the road. Before he can recover and move out, a car nails him and he flies 30 feet into a wall. His body slides down the wall and slumps onto the ground

Do you:
*[[Have sex with Alis lifeless body]]
*[[Pick his body up and give him a Jim C Driver into the concrete]]
*[[Grab the children and take them to safety before Ali recovers]]

Smack him in the face

The King Of Harsh — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:32:02 GMT

The King Of Harsh:

Your fist connects with Alis face and he goes down hard. Blood trickles from his mouth like a sweet scarlet liquor of triumph. He does not look like a happy Ali Mc Smally

Do you:
*[[Take him up to the top of the hell in a cell and walk him off]]
*[[Call his mobile and leave a message saying "Hello, I'm Mr ABS]]
*[[Grab the children and take them to safety before Ali recovers]]

ABS

The King Of Harsh — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:28:54 GMT

The King Of Harsh:

One day, you walk down the street and see you Ali walking along the other side of the road, whistling innocently as he walks. You know deep down that you cannot let him get away with this so you cross the street.

Do you:
*[[Smack him in the face]]
*[[Throw him into the road]]
*[[Say "Hello Ali Baabs, how are you today?]]