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Rock, Paper, Scissors

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:56:21 GMT

Alphador:

Hey CYOA, I challenge you to a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors!

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]
By the way, feel free to add your own scenario when you click a red link, just make sure that your opponent plays the same item regardless of which one you play.
[[Category: Rock, Paper, Scissors]]

Slap me/Slap me

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:54:09 GMT

Alphador:

OHW... what the hecK aRE YOU THINKING? ... Why did you just slap me across the face? ... Rock Paper Scissors is just supposed to be a fun family game ... joyous for all the children ... and you just ... RUINED it ... you need to think REAL CAREFULLY about what you've just done.
*[[Slap me]] again.
*Return to [[Rock, Paper, Scissors]].

Slap me

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:53:52 GMT

Alphador:

OHW... what the hecK aRE YOU THINKING? ... Why did you just slap me across the face? ... Rock Paper Scissors is just supposed to be a fun family game ... joyous for all the children ... and you just ... RUINED it ... you need to think REAL CAREFULLY about what you've just done.
*[[/Slap me]] again.
*Return to [[Rock, Paper, Scissors]].

Slap me

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:53:09 GMT

Alphador:

Congratulate me

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:48:44 GMT

Alphador:

Hey thanks, I really appreciate it. Care for a rematch?
*[[Rock, Paper, Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Paper/Scissors

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:46:47 GMT

Alphador:

ROCK! And rock beats scissors! 
...oh my god... ...you chose the combo ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS... SO UNPREDICTABLE! (noob) 
Score is 0-3. 
I'm 3 points up, so that means GAME OVER. I WIN.
*[[Congratulate me]]
*[[Slap me]]
[[Category: Rock, Paper, Scissors]]

User talk:Platypus

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:36:01 GMT

Alphador: skilful / skillful

Since this page has become rather cluttered, I've moved old discussions to the archive page below. Feel free to leave new messages here. I'll get back to you ASAP!

[[User talk:Platypus/Archive1]]

== Misc. ==

I created a separate page which I use to describe a few points on the status bar, thereby allowing me to remove it from the main page and giving a end result that I think looks much nicer. However, since it's not technically part of the story if this is a problem feel free to delete it. Just let me know if you do so I can re-add the information to the first page. - [[User:Katrex|Katrex]] 18:48, 28 September 2008 (PDT)

Platypus,

Not all of them are endings. Im actually refreshing it with a new side story.

== Anon edits ==

Why are they disabled? --[[User:Elassint|Elassint]] 18:25, 3 July 2008 (PDT)

== Sex Romp updates ==

Just a brief note so you'll know I'm enjoying the SSR outrageousness. I especially like Lynn the ballerina, her determination to bring as many in as possible, and her slightly foul-mouthed amazement at their (lack of) limits. I'd like to see more of Lynn... pity there's no option (yet) to let her follow the player home and playfully boss him around some more. (-:

Hey man i just want to thank you for helping me out with my story since im new to this and all. So anyway, thanks man :D.

:Yeah, it's pretty amazing, thanks. [[User:Treebeard|Treebeard]] 21:34, 24 November 2008 (PST)

== Resident evil ==

Hey man i just want to thank you for helping me out with my story since im new to this and all. So yeah thanks man :D. --[[User:Anonym|Anonym]] 14:25, 20 August 2008 (PDT)

== My Threads (University Daze) ==

Thanks for the grammar nazi'ing. I have a habit of coming back (read: much) later and fixing what I write. It helps to be distanced from it, otherwise I don't spot errors and can't really tell whether I like what I've written. You've made my job easier.

--[[User:Anubite|Anubite]] 13:57, 25 November 2008 (PST)

== skilful / skillful ==

"skilful" is a better spelling than "skillful" because whereas both spellings are acceptable in American English, only "skilful" is allowed in British English. Therefore that's the spelling that should be used here: [[Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Rock]].--[[User:Alphador|Alphador]] 03:36, 12 December 2008 (PST)

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Scissors/Scissors

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:21:22 GMT

Alphador:

SCISSORS! And scissors ties scissors! 
That makes two ties in a row now. You're probably pretty impressed with yourself that you've managed to survive into round three against a professional like me, but I've got one thing to say to you: SCOREBOARD! You may have tied me twice, but I'm still up 0-1, so you still have a bit of catching up to do. 
Score is 0-1. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]
[[Category: Rock, Paper, Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Scissors/Paper

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:17:22 GMT

Alphador:

SCISSORS! And scissors beats paper! 
LOL, you fell for my reverse psychological trick. "Hmm, he said that 'repeated plays are nonviable', so there's no chance he'll play scissors, so I should play paper". Well guess what, I DID PLAY PAPER, AND I WON, PSYCHOLOGY FTW! 
Score is 0-2 (I'm owning you!) 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]
[[Category: Rock, Paper, Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Scissors/Rock

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:13:50 GMT

Alphador:

SCISSORS! And scissors loses to rock! 
Dang... I guess my "repeated plays are nonviable" reverse psychology didn't work, eh? 
Score is 1-1. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]
[[Category: Rock, Paper, Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Paper/Scissors

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:08:08 GMT

Alphador:

ROCK! And rock beats scissors! 
...oh my god... ...you chose the combo ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS... SO UNPREDICTABLE! (noob) 
Score is 0-3. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]
[[Category: Rock, Paper, Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Paper/Paper

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:06:09 GMT

Alphador:

ROCK! And rock loses to paper! 
You've FINALLY won a round... you still have a long way to go before you earn my respect however... and the only reason you won this round was because you acted like an idiot in past rounds, choosing ROCK, then PAPER, making me think you would go SCISSORS next. 
Score is 1-2. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]
[[Category: Rock, Paper, Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Paper/Paper

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:05:30 GMT

Alphador:

ROCK! And paper beats rock! 
You've FINALLY won a round... you still have a long way to go before you earn my respect however... and the only reason you won this round was because you acted like an idiot in past rounds, choosing ROCK, then PAPER, making me think you would go SCISSORS next. 
Score is 1-2. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]
[[Category: Rock, Paper, Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Paper/Paper

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:04:47 GMT

Alphador:

ROCK! And paper beats rock! 
You've FINALLY won a match... you still have a long way to go before you win a match however... and the only reason you won this round was because you acted like an idiot in past rounds, choosing ROCK, then PAPER, making me think you would go SCISSORS next. 
Score is 1-2. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]
[[Category: Rock, Paper, Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Paper/Rock

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:01:23 GMT

Alphador:

ROCK! And rock ties rock! 
Our first tie (you having already lost twice). Rock-scissors-rock is one of the statistically worst ABA patterns to choose. A word of advice: If you want to choose an ABA pattern, choose Scissors-rock-scissors, it is statistically the most viable. 
Score is 0-2. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]
[[Category: Rock, Paper, Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Paper

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:59:55 GMT

Alphador:

SCISSORS! And scissors beats paper! 
NOOB! Paper is statistically the worst play for round 2. That's the second time you've played the statistically worst item. You have a lot to learn... 
Score is 0-2. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]
[[Category: Rock, Paper, Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Paper

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:52:23 GMT

Alphador:

oops, I stuffed it up. could someone revert this page to the 01:59, 12 December 2008 version?

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Paper

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:50:38 GMT

Alphador:

oops, I stuffed it up. can someone fix it?

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Paper

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:49:13 GMT

Alphador:

ROCK! And rock ties rock! 
Our first tie (you having just lost twice). Rock-scissors-rock is one of the statistically worst ABA patterns to choose. A word of advice: If you want to choose an ABA pattern, choose Scissors-rock-scissors, it is statistically the most viable. 
Score is 0-2. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]
[[Category: Rock, Paper, Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Rock/Scissors

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:45:31 GMT

Alphador:

ROCK! And rock beats scissors! 
Well, I was fairly certain you wouldn't choose paper, that's why I chose rock. 
Score is 1-2. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Rock/Paper

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:43:45 GMT

Alphador:

ROCK! And rock loses to paper! 
Very well played! I take it you foresaw me choosing rock as a safe bet, thinking that you might choose rock again, and you took advantage of that. You're certainly a lot more skilled that I initially thought. 
Score is 2-1. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Rock/Paper

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:43:17 GMT

Alphador:

ROCK! And rock loses to paper! 
Very well played! I take it you foresaw me choosing rock as a safe bet, thinking that you might choose rock, and you took advantage of that. You're certainly a lot more skilled that I initially thought. 
Score is 2-1. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Rock/Rock

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:40:26 GMT

Alphador:

ROCK! And rock ties rock! 
The triple-rock, eh? That's a bit of a noobish mistake. You gave me a false sense that you were smart from the round, that's why I played it safe with rock. Normally the triple-rock fails, don't depend on it. 
Score is still tied 1-1. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Rock

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:37:15 GMT

Alphador:

SCISSORS! And scissors loses to rock! 
The double-rock! I must say, I didn't expect that! Perhaps you're more skillful than I gave you credit for... 
We're tied now, score is 1-1. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]
[[Category: Rock, Paper, Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Scissors/Scissors

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:35:41 GMT

Alphador:

SCISSORS! And scissors ties scissors! 
Nice play. Obviously not as good as rock would have been, so I take it you're playing it safe, only concerned about keeping your lead. I'm getting a little depressed that it's round 2 and I'm still losing, but I have a little trick up my sleeve for the next round. 
Score is 1-0. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Scissors/Paper

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:33:09 GMT

Alphador:

SCISSORS! And scissors beats paper to tie the score! 
PHEW! I was getting a little worried there, but I knew I could count on myself to fight my way back to the top! 
Score is 1-1. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Scissors/Paper

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:32:50 GMT

Alphador:

SCISSORS! And scissors beats paper to tie the score! 
PHEW! I was getting a little worried there, but I knew I could count on myself to fight my way back to the top. 
Score is 1-1. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Scissors/Rock

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:27:56 GMT

Alphador:

SCISSORS! And scissors loses to rock! 
GACK! I HAVE BEEN OWNED! Congratulations, you're up 2-0. You're definitely one of the most skilled players out there. 
Score is 2-0. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Scissors/Rock

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:27:18 GMT

Alphador:

SCISSORS! And scissors loses to rock! 
GACK! I HAVE BEEN OWNED! Congratulations, you're up 2-0. 
Score is 2-0. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Paper/Scissors

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:20:44 GMT

Alphador:

PAPER! And paper loses to scissors! 
Ack! I attempted the double-paper, and lost as a result! I guess I was a bit too keen to use repeated play so early... 
Score is 1-0. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Paper/Scissors

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:20:16 GMT

Alphador:

PAPER! And paper loses to scissors! 
Ack! I attempted the double-paper, and lost as a result! I guess I was a bit too keen to use repeated play so early. 
Score is 1-0. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Paper/Paper

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:14:47 GMT

Alphador:

PAPER! And paper ties paper! AGAIN! 
Oh, so we both try to double-paper the other eh? Two ties, I guess that makes us fairly evenly skilled. 
Score is 0-0. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Paper/Rock

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:09:50 GMT

Alphador:

PAPER! And paper beats rock! 
OHW! DOUBLE-PAPERED! I'm not as predictable as you thought... 
Score is 0-1. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Paper

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:07:47 GMT

Alphador:

PAPER! And paper ties paper! 
Pff. You thought I would play rock? I'm not a rock-noob. I'm an RPS professional! Nicely played nonetheless, you tied me. 
Score is 0-0. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Scissors

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:04:49 GMT

Alphador:

SCISSORS! And scissors ties scissors! 
Oh, so you thought that since I played paper last time, I would do so again? Repeated plays are statistically nonviable in early matches, their effectiveness increasing in later matches. Clearly you are not a professional RPSer. Nonetheless you tied me, congratulations, our first tie. 
Score is 0-1. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Scissors

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:04:21 GMT

Alphador:

SCISSORS! And scissors ties scissors! 
Oh, so you thought that since I played paper last time, I would do so again? Repeated plays are statistically nonviable in early matches, their effectiveness increasing in later matches. Clearly you are not a professional RPSer. Nonetheless you tied me, our first tie. 
Score is 0-1. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Paper

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:59:44 GMT

Alphador:

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Paper

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:59:01 GMT

Alphador:

SCISSORS! And scissors beats paper! 
NOOB! Scissors is statistically the worst play for round 2. That's the second time you've played the statistically worst item. You have a lot to learn... 
Score is 0-2. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Rock

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:56:46 GMT

Alphador:

SCISSORS! And scissors loses to rock! 
The double-rock! I must say, I didn't expect that! Perhaps you're more skilful than I gave you credit for... 
Score is 1-1. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Rock

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:55:50 GMT

Alphador:

Scissors! And scissors loses to rock! 
The double-rock! I must say, I didn't expect that! Perhaps you're more skilful than I gave you credit for... 
Score is 1-1. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:54:09 GMT

Alphador:

PAPER! And paper beats rock! 
You are such a n00b! You played the statistically worst item, and paid dearly for it! 
Score is 0-1. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock/Rock

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:52:51 GMT

Alphador:

PAPER! And paper beats rock! AGAIN! 
What a n00b you are! You played the item which statistically wins the least often TWICE IN A ROW! This game official OWNS you! 
Score is 0-2. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Scissors

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:50:38 GMT

Alphador:

PAPER! And paper loses to scissors! 
Nicely played! Clearly you are not the beginner "rock-noob" player that I assumed you were. Congratulations, you beat me this round. 
Score is 1-0. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Paper

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:47:57 GMT

Alphador:

PAPER! And paper ties paper! 
Pff. I'm not a rock-noob. I'm an RPS professional! Nicely played nonetheless, you tied me. 
Score is 0-0. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:44:15 GMT

Alphador:

PAPER! And paper beats rock! 
You are such a n00b! You played the most commonly played item, and paid dearly for it! 
Score is 0-1. 

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:43:56 GMT

Alphador:

PAPER! And paper beats rock! 
You are such a n00b! You played the most commonly played item, and paid dearly for it! 
Score is 0-1.

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:43:34 GMT

Alphador:

PAPER! And paper beats rock! 
You are such a n00b! You played the most commonly played item, and paid dearly for it!
Score is 0-1.

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:43:16 GMT

Alphador:

PAPER! And paper beats rock!
You are such a n00b! You played the most commonly played item, and paid dearly for it!
Score is 0-1.

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:42:05 GMT

Alphador:

PAPER! And paper beats rock! What a n00b! Choose the most commonly chosen play, why don't you! Score is 0-1.

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]

Rock, Paper, Scissors/Rock

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:41:41 GMT

Alphador:

PAPER! And paper beats rock! What a n00b! Choose the most commonly chosen play, why don't you! Score is 0-1.

*[/Rock]
*[/Paper]
*[/Scissors]

Rock, Paper, Scissors

Alphador — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:39:04 GMT

Alphador:

Hey CYOA, I challenge you to a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors!

*[[/Rock]]
*[[/Paper]]
*[[/Scissors]]