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2013-03-05T05:54:15Z

Vincentk18:

You are sitting on your couch in your tiny Boston apartment watching television. It’s a Monday morning, not that you care. You don’t have a job anymore. You should be out looking for a job, but today is hot and you are feeling lazy. Besides, you have a couple grand in the bank. You can hold off for a while until a good job comes around. You are flipping through the channels looking for something good on television, but as usual it’s all soap operas. You finally settle on the Spanish channel with a hot actresses blabbering gibberish. Maybe you should go out and do something today, you think to yourself.
 You hear a knock at the door. “Who is it?” you yell out.
 “It’s me, man. Harvey,” responds the visitor.
 Oh, thank god, you think. Your friend Harvey is here. He’ll stave off the boredom. “Come on in,” you call out to him.
 Harvey walks into your apartment and plops down on your couch. “Hey, whatcha watching?” he asks.
 You glance back at the television, looking at actresses blab on about god knows what. A bit embarrassed, you mutter, “I don’t even know.”
 Harvey chuckles softly to himself. “Say, are you still unemployed? I may know a guy who is looking to hire you.”
 “It better not be your boss. I don’t want to work as a flight attendant.”
 “No, man. Not a flight attendant. It’s something different.”
 “Yeah? What is it?”
 “I’ll show you. Just come with me. I promise you, it’s a lot better than a flight attendant.”

*[[Hey, why the hell not? I don’t have anything better to do today.]]
*[[I don’t want to play your little game, Harvey.]]

[[Category:Agent Black]]

User talk:Vincentk18

2013-03-05T05:53:29Z

Vincentk18:

{{warn1}}--[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 22:08, 1 December 2012 (UTC)

Oh okay I didn't know. I'm new to this :D I'll go back and do that!

If you create a new page and your links are already blue, that means that a page by that name exists in someone else's story. DO NOT overwrite or blank someone else's page. Edit your page and change your title. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 22:53, 1 December 2012 (UTC)

Their blue link led to an abandoned page. It was not like I hijacked someones link they were using.

Just because the other story hasn't continued from that page does not make it fair game for you to take it over. Just use more caution in the future and don't repeat this mistake. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 21:04, 3 December 2012 (UTC)

I'm very sorry and that's true, I never considered that they might want to come back and use that link. HOWEVER, where is the line drawn? Could I reserve thousands of pages for myself and never use them, yet nobody would be able to steal the link from me? I feel they should be able to. So I beg the question again, where is the line drawn? Pardon my overanalyzation.

Discuss the zombies

2012-12-03T20:35:16Z

Vincentk18:

You grab a cigarette from the table and pull a lighter out of your shirt pocket. A flick, a big puff, a big cloud of smoke, and a big sigh.

"What the hell.. this was NOT how I expected my day to pan out when I woke up this morning," you start, "I wonder if we're the only ones who have been attacked."

"Must be." says Jane, before taking a big gulp of water.
"At least the only ones in this city. Otherwise the cops would know
what we're talking about".

You nod, and take another drag of your cigarette in unison with Hugo.

Then out of nowhere you hear a gunshot go off in the precinct, followed by shrill screams from both men and women.

What do you do?

[[go check out the commotion with both of your compatriots]]

[[go check it out alone]]

[[send Hugo]]

[[stay where you are]]

[[category: The Undead]]

Discuss the zombies

2012-12-03T20:35:02Z

Vincentk18:

Discuss the zombies

2012-12-03T20:34:44Z

Vincentk18: Created page with 'You grab a cigarette from the table and pull a lighter out of your shirt pocket. A flick, a big puff, a big cloud of smoke, and a big sigh. "What the hell.. this was NOT how I e…'

Say "Officer! Something terrible is going on, we need help!"

2012-12-03T20:25:15Z

Vincentk18:

"Back away, sir. Drop your weapons and remain calm." the officer blurts in a loud voice, obviously concerned and bewildered.

You and Hugo drop the cleaver and saute-pan, and hang your arms
by your side and step back. "Okay," the officer begins "now slowly tell me what happened to you three."

Hugo blurts out "My chef at work turned into a fuckin' Zombie bruh! Right in front'a my damn eyes! He started bleedin' and foamin' and lunged at me so I whacked him with the frying pan."

Hugo immediately realizes how insane he sounds.

"err... a zombie?" the cop asks incredulously, now looking nervous and putting his hand on his holster.

"It's true!" you and Jane both chime in unison. You continue, "while he was dealing with that, I was killing a different zombie that was attacking this waitress and I!"

At this point the cop says "listen, I don't know what the fuck you kids are trying to pull, but we're going to need to put you in an interrogation room while we figure this all out, and go check out your story." then he continues, "You're not under arrest but you are being detained. Sorry, but you've just said people have died."

"We understand" you state.

Before heading to the room, Jane asks if she can have a cup of water, and the cop says yes, so you ask for a cigarette and then Hugo asks for one too. A deputy walks you to the interrogation room. Four office chairs, a table, and a spotlight. You each sit down, with the look of fear burnt into your faces. Soon after, a pretty faced female officer brings the three of you water, cigarettes, and an ashtray.

You all breathe erratic sighs of relief. For the moment, you're safe.
Yet, the horror of what just happened coupled with the doubt of it being real is toying with you.

What do you do?

[[discuss the zombies]]

or

[[smoke your cigarette silently and ponder mentally]]
[[Category: The Undead]]

Say "Officer! Something terrible is going on, we need help!"

2012-12-03T20:24:52Z

Vincentk18:

"Back away, sir. Drop your weapons and remain calm." the officer blurts in a loud voice, obviously concerned and bewildered.

You and Hugo drop the cleaver and saute-pan, and hang your arms
by your side and step back. "Okay," the officer begins "now slowly tell me what happened to you three."

Hugo blurts out "My chef at work turned into a fuckin' Zombie bruh! Right in front'a my damn eyes! He started bleedin' and foamin' and lunged at me so I whacked him with the frying pan."

Hugo immediately realized how insane he sounded.

"err... a zombie?" the cop asks incredulously, now looking nervous and putting his hand on his holster.

"It's true!" you and Jane both chime in unison. You continue, "while he was dealing with that, I was killing a different zombie that was attacking this waitress and I!"

At this point the cop says "listen, I don't know what the fuck you kids are trying to pull, but we're going to need to put you in an interrogation room while we figure this all out, and go check out your story." then he continues, "You're not under arrest but you are being detained. Sorry, but you've just said people have died."

"We understand" you state.

Before heading to the room, Jane asks if she can have a cup of water, and the cop says yes, so you ask for a cigarette and then Hugo asks for one too. A deputy walks you to the interrogation room. Four office chairs, a table, and a spotlight. You each sit down, with the look of fear burnt into your faces. Soon after, a pretty faced female officer brings the three of you water, cigarettes, and an ashtray.

You all breathe erratic sighs of relief. For the moment, you're safe.
Yet, the horror of what just happened coupled with the doubt of it being real is toying with you.

What do you do?

[[discuss the zombies]]

or

[[smoke your cigarette silently and ponder mentally]]
[[Category: The Undead]]

Say "Officer! Something terrible is going on, we need help!"

2012-12-03T20:24:03Z

Vincentk18:

"Back away, sir. Drop your weapons and remain calm." the officer blurts in a loud voice, obviously concerned and bewildered.

You and Hugo drop the cleaver and saute-pan, and hang your arms
by your side and step back. "Okay," the officer begins "now slowly tell me what happened to you three."

Hugo blurts out "My chef at work turned into a fuckin' Zombie bruh! Right in front'a my damn eyes! He started bleedin' and foamin' and lunged at me so I whacked him with the frying pan."

"err... a zombie?" the cop asks incredulously, now looking nervous and putting his hand on his holster.

"It's true!" you and Jane both chime in unison. You continue, "while he was dealing with that, I was killing a different zombie that was attacking this waitress and I!"

At this point the cop says "listen, I don't know what the fuck you kids are trying to pull, but we're going to need to put you in an interrogation room while we figure this all out, and go check out your story." then he continues, "You're not under arrest but you are being detained. Sorry, but you've just said people have died."

"We understand" you state.

Before heading to the room, Jane asks if she can have a cup of water, and the cop says yes, so you ask for a cigarette and then Hugo asks for one too. A deputy walks you to the interrogation room. Four office chairs, a table, and a spotlight. You each sit down, with the look of fear burnt into your faces. Soon after, a pretty faced female officer brings the three of you water, cigarettes, and an ashtray.

You all breathe erratic sighs of relief. For the moment, you're safe.
Yet, the horror of what just happened coupled with the doubt of it being real is toying with you.

What do you do?

[[discuss the zombies]]

or

[[smoke your cigarette silently and ponder mentally]]
[[Category: The Undead]]

Say "Officer! Something terrible is going on, we need help!"

2012-12-03T20:23:44Z

Vincentk18:

"Back away, sir. Drop your weapons and remain calm." the officer says in a loud voice, obviously concerned and bewildered.

You and Hugo drop the cleaver and saute-pan, and hang your arms
by your side and step back. "Okay," the officer begins "now slowly tell me what happened to you three."

Hugo blurts out "My chef at work turned into a fuckin' Zombie bruh! Right in front'a my damn eyes! He started bleedin' and foamin' and lunged at me so I whacked him with the frying pan."

"err... a zombie?" the cop asks incredulously, now looking nervous and putting his hand on his holster.

"It's true!" you and Jane both chime in unison. You continue, "while he was dealing with that, I was killing a different zombie that was attacking this waitress and I!"

At this point the cop says "listen, I don't know what the fuck you kids are trying to pull, but we're going to need to put you in an interrogation room while we figure this all out, and go check out your story." then he continues, "You're not under arrest but you are being detained. Sorry, but you've just said people have died."

"We understand" you state.

Before heading to the room, Jane asks if she can have a cup of water, and the cop says yes, so you ask for a cigarette and then Hugo asks for one too. A deputy walks you to the interrogation room. Four office chairs, a table, and a spotlight. You each sit down, with the look of fear burnt into your faces. Soon after, a pretty faced female officer brings the three of you water, cigarettes, and an ashtray.

You all breathe erratic sighs of relief. For the moment, you're safe.
Yet, the horror of what just happened coupled with the doubt of it being real is toying with you.

What do you do?

[[discuss the zombies]]

or

[[smoke your cigarette silently and ponder mentally]]
[[Category: The Undead]]

Say "Officer! Something terrible is going on, we need help!"

2012-12-03T20:23:25Z

Vincentk18:

"Back away, sir. Drop your weapons and remain calm." the officer says in a loud voice, obviously concerned and bewildered.

You and Hugo drop the cleaver and sautee-pan, and hang your arms
by your side and step back. "Okay," the officer begins "now slowly tell me what happened to you three."

Hugo blurts out "My chef at work turned into a fuckin' Zombie bruh! Right in front'a my damn eyes! He started bleedin' and foamin' and lunged at me so I whacked him with the frying pan."

"err... a zombie?" the cop asks incredulously, now looking nervous and putting his hand on his holster.

"It's true!" you and Jane both chime in unison. You continue, "while he was dealing with that, I was killing a different zombie that was attacking this waitress and I!"

At this point the cop says "listen, I don't know what the fuck you kids are trying to pull, but we're going to need to put you in an interrogation room while we figure this all out, and go check out your story." then he continues, "You're not under arrest but you are being detained. Sorry, but you've just said people have died."

"We understand" you state.

Before heading to the room, Jane asks if she can have a cup of water, and the cop says yes, so you ask for a cigarette and then Hugo asks for one too. A deputy walks you to the interrogation room. Four office chairs, a table, and a spotlight. You each sit down, with the look of fear burnt into your faces. Soon after, a pretty faced female officer brings the three of you water, cigarettes, and an ashtray.

You all breathe erratic sighs of relief. For the moment, you're safe.
Yet, the horror of what just happened coupled with the doubt of it being real is toying with you.

What do you do?

[[discuss the zombies]]

or

[[smoke your cigarette silently and ponder mentally]]
[[Category: The Undead]]

Throw the Cleaver at his chest and tell Hugo to hit him with the pan

2012-12-03T20:22:29Z

Vincentk18:

You crank your arm back and swing, then release, and the cleaver goes flying end-over-end towards the zombie. It plunges into his ribcage and it falls to the ground wailing in pain.

"Bash him, Hugo!"

Hugo runs over and starts pounding on the zombies head, caving it in and gushing blood all over the side of the building and the sidewalk.

If anyone had been around to see, they'd be seriously freaking out, but they'd be calling the cops too... and it sure would be nice to have some police backup right now.

Hugo stands up, blood dripping from his saute-pan.

Jane looks horrified, but obviously she knew that had to be done.

"Ugh, disgusting, and how horrible.. that was a human being before.. whatever caused this zombie mutation thing.. holy shit.. Let's hurry and get to your house so we can hide!" She quickly said all in one breath, totally freaking out and trembling with terror.

"Yeah, let's get to that li'l arsenal of yours!" Hugo chimes in.

"Right" you agree.

[[continue onward]]
[[Category: The Undead]]

Take Jane and Hugo back to your place

2012-12-03T20:18:56Z

Vincentk18:

You blurt "This is fucking crazy! Zombies?! I always figured it could never happen.."

"Yeah, well it obviously is. You got a cell phone?" Hugo, the large Puerto Rican cook with black hair, asks you exasperated and terrified.

"Yeah, I'll call the cops," you tell them both, "you guys follow me and watch my back. We gotta get back to my place, I have a gun safe and some useful equipment if this is going to be an all-out epidemic like in the movies."

You pull out your cell phone and dial 911. Busy signal. Shit.

You run into the kitchen and grab a cleaver for protection, then head out the restaurant door with Hugo and Jane, the disheveled but sweet looking waitress, behind you.

Do you

[[Suggest you continue with your plan, and walk to your house 1 mile away]]

Or

[[Suggest you sprint to the police station 2 miles away]]
[[Category: The Undead]]

Examine the zombie quickly before continuing onward

2012-12-03T20:16:15Z

Vincentk18: Created page with 'Not much to see. Just a fucked up dead zombie. continue onward category: The Undead'

Not much to see. Just a fucked up dead zombie.

[[continue onward]]

[[category: The Undead]]

Hand the cleaver to Jane, tell them to take cover, and fight the zombie hand-to-hand

2012-12-03T20:15:30Z

Vincentk18: Created page with '"Take this, use it if you have to!" you say to a confused Jane while handing her your large metal cleaver. You and your group walk backward, sizing up the zombie, at a comparabl…'

"Take this, use it if you have to!" you say to a confused Jane while handing her your large metal cleaver.

You and your group walk backward, sizing up the zombie, at a comparable pace.

It sure is ugly. Typical zombie, arms in front and hands clawing at you.
Bloodshot eyes filled with hunger. Snarling inhuman growl.

It was male, and young. Maybe 16 years old. It was short, chubby, and covered
in blood.

You knew what you needed to do.

"Yeeaaagh!" is the sound that you make involuntarily as you rush towards it.

You bend your knees slightly and thrust upwards into the air, and dropkick the zombie
in the damn face, and fall onto your butt bracing the fall with both hands.

You heard the loud "thwack!" as the zombies skull smacked the ground.
It's groaning much more quietly now, and a small amount of blood is trickling down
the crack in the sidewalk that his head lay on.

Hugo immediately rushes over and finishes it off with 5 or 6 HARD smacks with the saute-pan.

"Ugh. Brains all over the fuckin' place. This shit is gonna give me PTSD later down the road for sure... shit!" Hugo exclaims, half serious and half joking.

"Let's get the hell outta here. How much further to your place?" Jane asks, with that same tinge of fear in her voice and eyes.

"Yeah man, let's dip out of here before someone thinks we just murdered an innocent kid. We need to figure out what the hell's goin' on," Hugo adds sternly.

You agree.

So, you

[[Examine the zombie quickly before continuing onward]]

or you

[[continue onward]]

[[Category: The Undead]]

Suggest you sprint to the police station 2 miles away

2012-12-03T20:11:14Z

Vincentk18:

"Oh yeah!" you proclaim, "there's a police station about two and a quarter miles from here. We can get there pretty quickly if we run. Let's go."

"Nice! Good idea." Jane says sounding relieved.

Your blood is pumping, and you're sure theirs is too. The massive amount of adrenaline coursing through your body enables the three of you to sprint quite fast.

You make it to the police station in about 12 minutes, and see no signs of zombies or anything unusual along the way. Now that you think about it, you didn't see anyone really.

You walk through a set of glass doors into the precinct, and then through another set. You see an officer walking by

What do you do?

[[Blurt out "Zombies are invading and we just killed a couple of them please help omg omg omg!"]]

Or

[[Say "Officer! Something terrible is going on, we need help!"]]
[[Category: The Undead]]

Suggest you continue with your plan, and walk to your house 1 mile away

2012-12-03T19:47:25Z

Vincentk18:

"Okay, my house is at 34th and 3rd. Let's hoof it!" you command.

"Right" replies Hugo. Jane is expressionless.

The red Arizona sun is setting like a blood-red watercolour across the horizon. Your
terrified group walks trembling down the street, along the sun-warmed yellow stained sidewalk. You're all still in shock, but as of yet there are no zombies in sight. Nobody in sight at all, actually.. The other
businesses in the area still have their lights on, and you can see
a few people in windows... but nobody acting bloodthirsty.

"Did that really just happen? Is this all in my head?" you wonder. "Nope... the blood looks pretty real."

As you come up to a corner of a building, you slow down as you hear a gurgling growl.
I guess your mind spoke too soon about the lack of zombies. Just your luck.

You thrust your hand up in a "be quiet!" motion. You ready your cleaver, high up and behind your head ready to be brought down into some fucking zombie skull. The snarl is approaching. You feel a tinge of excitement that confuses you.

The zombie bumbles slowly around the corner, and is now slowly approaching you from about 8 feet away.

Do you

[[Charge with the cleaver, aiming for the top of the head]]

Or

[[Throw the Cleaver at his chest and tell Hugo to hit him with the pan]]

Or

[[Grab the pan from Hugo and attack with it AND the cleaver at once]]

Or

[[Hand the cleaver to Jane, tell them to take cover, and fight the zombie hand-to-hand]]
[[Category: The Undead]]

Suggest you continue with your plan, and walk to your house 1 mile away

2012-12-03T19:44:16Z

Vincentk18:

"Okay, my house is at 34th and 3rd. Let's hoof it!" you command.

"Right" replies Hugo. Jane is expressionless.

The red Arizona sun is setting like a blood-red watercolour across the horizon, as your
terrified group walks, trembling, down the street along the sidewalk. You're all still in shock, but as of yet, there are no zombies in sight. Nobody in sight at all, actually.. The other
businesses in the area still have their lights on, and you can see
a few people in windows... but nobody acting bloodthirsty. Hmm.

As you come up to a corner of a building, you hear a gurgling growl.
I guess your mind spoke too soon about the lack of zombies.

You thrust your hand up in a "be quiet!" motion. You ready your cleaver, high up and behind your head ready to be brought down into some fucking zombie skull. The snarl is approaching. You feel a tinge of excitement that confuses you.

The zombie bumbles slowly around the corner, and is now slowly approaching you from about 8 feet away.

Do you

[[Charge with the cleaver, aiming for the top of the head]]

Or

[[Throw the Cleaver at his chest and tell Hugo to hit him with the pan]]

Or

[[Grab the pan from Hugo and attack with it AND the cleaver at once]]

Or

[[Hand the cleaver to Jane, tell them to take cover, and fight the zombie hand-to-hand]]
[[Category: The Undead]]

Take Jane and Hugo back to your place

2012-12-03T19:43:10Z

Vincentk18:

You blurt "This is fucking crazy! Zombies?! I always figured it could never happen.."

"Yeah, well it obviously is. You got a cell phone?" Hugo asks you exasperated and terrified.

"Yeah, I'll call the cops," you tell them both, "you guys follow me and watch my back. We gotta get back to my place, I have a gun safe and some useful equipment if this is going to be an all-out epidemic like in the movies."

You pull out your cell phone and dial 911. Busy signal. Shit.

You run into the kitchen and grab a cleaver for protection, then head out the restaurant door with Hugo and Jane behind you.

Do you

[[Suggest you continue with your plan, and walk to your house 1 mile away]]

Or

[[Suggest you sprint to the police station 2 miles away]]
[[Category: The Undead]]

Kiss Jane

2012-12-03T19:42:37Z

Vincentk18:

You pucker your lips and lean in to kiss her. She leans forward to kiss you, but just as your lips are mere milimeters from touching each other, you hear the sound of someone coming through the door to the restaurant. You quickly turn around to see who it is, but you wish you didn't. Because, standing there in the doorway, was a man with pale skin that you could see his veins through. His eyes were bloodshot and his hands were covered in lesions. There was blood and puss slowly draining from his mouth. Jane sees the man and screams in horror. But, you had seen enough movies to know exactly what this man is: a ''zombie''. The zombie lunges at you in an attempt to grab you and eat you alive.

What do you do:

*[[Grab the knife on your plate and stab the zombie in the head]]
*[[Grab the fork on your plate and stab the zombie in the head]]
*[[Kick the zombie to the ground]]

[[Category: The Undead]]

User talk:Vincentk18

2012-12-03T19:41:23Z

Vincentk18:

Short-stock AK-47

2012-12-01T22:46:10Z

Vincentk18:

Your eyes look over your glossy AK-47 lovingly. You put it on with the shoulderstrap, lock it and load it, and grab extra mags.

For a sidearm you pick a nice 1911 .45 caliber pistol.

For Hugo, a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and a 9mm pistol for Jane.

You bring the guns and boxes of ammunition back into the living room, where Jane has sat down next to Hugo and they are sharing a cigarette and managing to laugh about something. That makes you happy.

You give the guns to them, and show Jane how to handle a gun since she has never used one.

You remember that zombie bumbling around down your street.

Might be good practice for Jane you think, but is it the only one out there? You have a silencer, so the sound wont draw attention. You and Hugo would be protecting her. What could go wrong?

[[suggest Jane kill the zombie]]

or

[[suggest Jane watch you kill it]]
[[category: The Undead]]

Short-stock AK-47

2012-12-01T22:40:54Z

Vincentk18: Created page with 'Your eyes look over your glossy AK-47 lovingly. You put it on with the shoulderstrap, lock it and load it, and grab extra mags. For a sidearm you pick a nice 1911 .45 caliber pi…'

Your eyes look over your glossy AK-47 lovingly. You put it on with the shoulderstrap, lock it and load it, and grab extra mags.

For a sidearm you pick a nice 1911 .45 caliber pistol.

For Hugo, a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and a 9mm pistol for Jane.

You bring the guns and boxes of ammunition back into the living room, where Jane has sat down next to Hugo and they are sharing a cigarette and managing to laugh about something. That makes you happy.

You give the guns to them, and show Jane how to handle a gun since she had never used one.

Then you remember that zombie bumbling around down your street.

Might be good practice for Jane, but is it the only one out there? You have a silencer, so the sound wont draw attention. You and Hugo would be protecting her. What could go wrong?

[[suggest Jane kill the zombie]]

or

[[suggest Jane watch you kill it]]
[[category: The Undead]]

Continue onward

2012-12-01T22:34:36Z

Vincentk18:

You reach your house without any more incidents. You didn't see any people along the way, and now you're even more worried. As you head up the path to your front door, you see a zombie walking slowly away from you, about 80 feet down your street. You decide to at least grab a gun before doing anything else, so you head inside with Hugo and Jane right behind you.

Normally, you'd be happy to be home but not now. You're possibly experiencing the birth of a zombie apocalypse. Who could be happy?

Jane asks where the bathroom is. You tell her it's upstairs and to the right, first door. She saunters off, and Hugo sits down on a reclining chair in your living room.

"Be right back. What kinda gun can you handle? Any preference?" you ask Hugo.

"I'm okay with a shotgun, or an assault rifle if ya got one. 9mm is fine too, or any pistol. Hell, anything that fires a bullet is good with me, I'll manage."

You somehow find it within you to crack a half smile.

"No prob." you reply, as you head into your garage and enter the combination to your enormous weapon safe.

You open the heavy green-marbled safe door and grab your favorite weapon. It's a beautiful...

[[Short-stock AK-47]]

[[Crossbow and bolts]]

[[set of twin .45 pistols]]

[[Category: The Undead]]

AK-47

2012-12-01T22:33:48Z

Vincentk18: Blanked the page

Continue onward

2012-12-01T22:33:29Z

Vincentk18:

You reach your house without any more incidents. You didn't see any people along the way, and now you're even more worried. As you head up the path to your front door, you see a zombie walking slowly away from you, about 80 feet down your street. You decide to at least grab a gun before doing anything else, so you head inside with Hugo and Jane right behind you.

Normally, you'd be happy to be home but not now. You're possibly experiencing the birth of a zombie apocalypse. Who could be happy?

Jane asks where the bathroom is. You tell her it's upstairs and to the right, first door. She saunters off, and Hugo sits down on a reclining chair in your living room.

"Be right back. What kinda gun can you handle? Any preference?" you ask Hugo.

"I'm okay with a shotgun, or an assault rifle if ya got one. 9mm is fine too, or any pistol. Hell, anything that fires a bullet is good with me, I'll manage."

You somehow find it within you to crack a half smile.

"No prob." you reply, as you head into your garage and enter the combination to your enormous weapon safe.

You open the heavy green-marbled safe door and grab your favorite weapon. It's a beautiful...

[[ AK-47]]

[[Crossbow and bolts]]

[[set of twin .45 pistols]]

[[Category: The Undead]]

Continue onward

2012-12-01T22:33:16Z

Vincentk18:

You reach your house without any more incidents. You didn't see any people along the way, and now you're even more worried. As you head up the path to your front door, you see a zombie walking slowly away from you, about 80 feet down your street. You decide to at least grab a gun before doing anything else, so you head inside with Hugo and Jane right behind you.

Normally, you'd be happy to be home but not now. You're possibly experiencing the birth of a zombie apocalypse. Who could be happy?

Jane asks where the bathroom is. You tell her it's upstairs and to the right, first door. She saunters off, and Hugo sits down on a reclining chair in your living room.

"Be right back. What kinda gun can you handle? Any preference?" you ask Hugo.

"I'm okay with a shotgun, or an assault rifle if ya got one. 9mm is fine too, or any pistol. Hell, anything that fires a bullet is good with me, I'll manage."

You somehow find it within you to crack a half smile.

"No prob." you reply, as you head into your garage and enter the combination to your enormous weapon safe.

You open the heavy green-marbled safe door and grab your favorite weapon. It's a beautiful...

[[AK-47]]

[[Crossbow and bolts]]

[[set of twin .45 pistols]]

[[Category: The Undead]]

Continue onward

2012-12-01T22:33:02Z

Vincentk18: Created page with 'You reach your house without any more incidents. You didn't see any people along the way, and now you're even more worried. As you head up the path to your front door, you see a …'

You reach your house without any more incidents. You didn't see any people along the way, and now you're even more worried. As you head up the path to your front door, you see a zombie walking slowly away from you, about 80 feet down your street. You decide to at least grab a gun before doing anything else, so you head inside with Hugo and Jane right behind you.

Normally, you'd be happy to be home but not now. You're possibly experiencing the birth of a zombie apocalypse. Who could be happy?

Jane asks where the bathroom is. You tell her it's upstairs and to the right, first door. She saunters off, and Hugo sits down on a reclining chair in your living room.

"Be right back. What kinda gun can you handle? Any preference?" you ask Hugo.

"I'm okay with a shotgun, or an assault rifle if ya got one. 9mm is fine too, or any pistol. Hell, anything that fires a bullet is good with me, I'll manage."

You somehow find it within you to crack a half smile.

"No prob." you reply, as you head into your garage and enter the combination to your enormous weapon safe.

You open the heavy green-marbled safe door and grab your favorite weapon. It's a beautiful...

[[AK-47]]

[[Crossbow and bolts]]

[[set of twin .45 pistols]]

[[Catagory: The Undead]]

Grab the pan from Hugo and attack with it AND the cleaver at once

2012-12-01T22:21:29Z

Vincentk18: Created page with 'You lean toward Hugo, grab the pan from his hand, and lunge at the zombie. A swift horizontal swipe of the cleaver severs the carotid artery, and a smack to the face with the pan…'

You lean toward Hugo, grab the pan from his hand, and lunge at the zombie. A swift horizontal swipe of the cleaver severs the carotid artery, and a smack to the face with the pan sends the zombie reeling backwards.

You step forward and slice down the zombies face, ripping into his flesh all the way down, about an inch deep. The zombies eyeball is split open, and a bloody-maple-syrup looking goop falls out of it, followed by a yellowish nasty fluid.

Jane begins to vomit on the asphalt pavement next to the sidewalk, and Hugo holds her hair.

You, being a practitioner of Kenpo Karate, give a solid Drunken Monkey Spinning Elbow and knock the zombie completely unconscious as its head smacks the ground with a loud "thwack!" and splits open. Blood pools around its head.

"Killing these fucking things is not going to be pretty" Hugo says to nobody in particular.

He then says, "Let's hurry and get to your place man. I don't want to have to fight another one of these things without some guns, 'cause I don't know if it's contagious and transmitted through blood like in the movies."

[[Continue onward]]

or

[[Examine the zombie quickly before continuing onward]]
[[Category: The Undead]]

User talk:Vincentk18

2012-12-01T22:10:10Z

Vincentk18:

{{warn1}}--[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 22:08, 1 December 2012 (UTC)

Oh okay I didn't know. I'm new to this :D I'll go back and do that!

Say "Officer! Something terrible is going on, we need help!"

2012-12-01T22:09:21Z

Vincentk18:

"Back away and drop your weapons and remain calm!" the officer says in a loud voice, obviously concerned and bewildered.

You and Hugo drop the cleaver and sautee-pan, and hang your arms
by your side and step back. "Okay," the officer begins "now slowly tell me what happened to you three."

Hugo blurts out "My chef at work turned into a fuckin' Zombie bruh! Right in front'a my damn eyes! He started bleedin' and foamin' and lunged at me so I whacked him with the frying pan."

"err... a zombie?" the cop asks incredulously, now looking nervous and putting his hand on his holster.

"It's true!" you and Jane both chime in unison. You continue, "while he was dealing with that, I was killing a different zombie that was attacking this waitress and I!"

At this point the cop says "listen, I don't know what the fuck you kids are trying to pull, but we're going to need to put you in an interrogation room while we figure this all out, and go check out your story." then he continues, "You're not under arrest but you are being detained. Sorry, but you've just said people have died."

"We understand" you state.

Before heading to the room, Jane asks if she can have a cup of water, and the cop says yes, so you ask for a cigarette and then Hugo asks for one too. A deputy walks you to the interrogation room. Four office chairs, a table, and a spotlight. You each sit down, with the look of fear burnt into your faces. Soon after, a pretty faced female officer brings the three of you water, cigarettes, and an ashtray.

You all breathe erratic sighs of relief. For the moment, you're safe.
Yet, the horror of what just happened coupled with the doubt of it being real is toying with you.

What do you do?

[[discuss the zombies]]

or

[[smoke your cigarette silently and ponder mentally]]

Say "Officer! Something terrible is going on, we need help!"

2012-12-01T22:02:58Z

Vincentk18: Created page with ' "Back away and drop your weapons and remain calm!" You and Hugo drop the cleaver and sautee-pan, and hang your arms by your side and step back. "Okay now slowly tell me what h…'

"Back away and drop your weapons and remain calm!"

You and Hugo drop the cleaver and sautee-pan, and hang your arms
by your side and step back.

"Okay now slowly tell me what happened to you three."

Hugo blurts out "My chef at work turned into a fuckin' Zombie bruh! Right in front'a my damn eyes! He started bleedin' and foamin' and lunged at me so I whacked him with the frying pan."

"...Zombie?" the cop asks incredulously, now looking nervous and putting his hand on his holster

"It's true!" you and Jane both chime in unison. You continue, "while he was dealing with that, I was killing a different zombie that was attacking this waitress and I!"

At this point the cop says "listen, I don't know what the fuck you kids are trying to pull, but we're going to need to put you in an interrogation room while we figure this all out, and go check out your story. You're not under arrest but you are being detained."

Jane asks if she can have a cup of water, and the cop says yes, so you ask for a cigarette and then Hugo asks for one too. A deputy walks you to the interrogation room and soon after, brings the three of you water and cigarettes and an ashtray.

You all breathe sighs of relief. For the moment, you're safe.

What do you do?

[[discuss the zombies]]

or

[[smoke your cigarette silently]]

Throw the Cleaver at his chest and tell Hugo to hit him with the pan

2012-12-01T21:46:49Z

Vincentk18: Created page with ' You crank your arm back and swing, then release, and the cleaver goes flying end-over-end towards the zombie. It plunges into his ribcage and it falls to the ground wailing in p…'

You crank your arm back and swing, then release, and the cleaver goes flying end-over-end towards the zombie. It plunges into his ribcage and it falls to the ground wailing in pain.

"Bash him, Hugo!"

Hugo runs over and starts pounding on the zombies head, caving it in and gushing blood all over the side of the building and the sidewalk.

If anyone had been around to see, they'd be seriously freaking out, but they'd be calling the cops too... and it sure would be nice to have some police backup right now.

Hugo stands up, blood dripping from his sautee-pan.

Jane looks horrified, but obviously she knew that had to be done.

"Ugh, disgusting, and how horrible.. that was a human being before.. whatever caused this zombie mutation thing.. holy shit.. Let's hurry and get to your house so we can hide!" She quickly said all in one breath, totally freaking out and trembling with terror.

"Yeah, let's get to that li'l arsenal of yours!" Hugo chimes in.

How do you respond?

[["Yeah, let's go"]]

or

[["Let me try calling the police one more time"]]

Charge with the cleaver, aiming for the top of the head

2012-12-01T21:38:28Z

Vincentk18:

"Yeeaaarrgh!" You grunt as you run towards the mangled zombie.
A nasty crunch emanates from his skull and warm blood squirts your cheek as your cleaver blade sinks into the walking corpse's cranium, splitting his head in two down the center. Instant kill.

It falls, and pink brain matter mixed with crimson blood drips from your blade.

"ucckgh! zombrains!" you jest, trying to find humor in a situation so morbid that you are in shock, and social norms are out the window.

In the past 5 minutes your world has flipped upside down. Zombies exist now. And they're in your city.

There will be a war.

"I'm freaking out, holy SHIT" Jane squeals. "Let's hurry and go get to your house! I just want to hide in a bathroom or a closet or something!"

"Yeah" Hugo adds, "Let's get to those guns of yours"

--
Do you
--

[[Examine the zombie quickly before continuing onward]]

Or

[[Continue onward]]

Charge with the cleaver, aiming for the top of the head

2012-12-01T21:35:01Z

Vincentk18: Created page with ' "Yeeaaarrgh!" You grunt as you run towards the mangled zombie. A nasty crunch emanates from his skull and warm blood squirts your cheek as your cleaver blade sinks into the walk…'

"Yeeaaarrgh!" You grunt as you run towards the mangled zombie.
A nasty crunch emanates from his skull and warm blood squirts your cheek as your cleaver blade sinks into the walking corpse's cranium, splitting his head in two down the center. Instant kill.

It falls, and pink brain matter mixed with crimson blood drips from your blade.

"ucckgh! zombrains!" you jest, trying to find humor in a situation so morbid that you are in shock, and social norms are out the window.

In the past 5 minutes your world has flipped upside down. Zombies exist now. And they're in your city.

There will be a war.

"I'm freaking out, holy SHIT" Jane squeals. "Let's hurry and go get to your house! I just want to hide in a bathroom or a closet or something!"

Do you

[[Examine the zombie quickly before continuing onward]]

Or

[[Continue onward]]

Blurt out "Zombies are invading and we just killed a couple of them please help omg omg omg!"

2012-12-01T21:28:09Z

Vincentk18:

"Zombies are invading and we just killed a couple of them, please help!! Oh my God! Oh my God! OH MY GOD!" You scream maniacally, obviously terrified beyond belief.

The startled officer, as well as all of the other cops within earshot, all take a cautious step back and size you up. Cleaver in your hand, pan in Hugos hand, a terrified girl, and Hugo is covered in blood.

The officer you yelled to tells you the three of you to drop your weapons and get down on the ground.

Do you

[[say "you don't understand! I'm serious, we were attacked!"]]

Or

[[Do as he says, drop the weapons and lay down]]

Blurt out "Zombies are invading and we just killed a couple of them please help omg omg omg!"

2012-12-01T21:27:47Z

Vincentk18:

"Zombies are invading and we just killed a couple of them, please help!! Oh my God! Oh my God! OH MY GOD!" You scream maniacally, obviously terrified beyond belief.

The startled officer, as well as all of the other cops within earshot, all take a cautious step back and size you up. Cleaver in your hand, pan in Hugos hand, a terrified girl, and Hugo is covered in blood.

The officer you yelled to tells you the three of you to drop your weapons and get down on the ground.

Do you

[[say "you don't understand! I'm serious, we were attacked!]]

Or

[[Do as he says, drop the weapons and lay down]]

Blurt out "Zombies are invading and we just killed a couple of them please help omg omg omg!"

2012-12-01T21:27:07Z

Vincentk18: Created page with ' "Zombies are invading and we just killed a couple of them, please help!! Oh my God! Oh my God! OH MY GOD!" You scream maniacally, obviously terrified beyond belief. The startle…'

Suggest you sprint to the police station 2 miles away

2012-12-01T21:22:48Z

Vincentk18:

"Oh yeah!" you proclaim, "there's a police station about two and a quarter miles from here. We can get there pretty quickly if we run. Let's go."

Your blood is pumping, and you're sure theirs is too. The massive amount of adrenaline coursing through your body enables the three of you to sprint quite fast.

You make it to the police station in about 12 minutes, and see no signs of zombies along the way. Now that you think about it, you didn't see anyone...

You walk through a set of glass doors into the precinct, and then through another set. You see an officer walking by

What do you do?

[[Blurt out "Zombies are invading and we just killed a couple of them please help omg omg omg!"]]

Or

[[Say "Officer! Something terrible is going on, we need help!"]]

Suggest you sprint to the police station 2 miles away

2012-12-01T21:22:31Z

Vincentk18: Created page with '"Oh yeah!" you proclaim, "there's a police station about two and a quarter miles from here. We can get there pretty quickly if we run. Let's go." Your blood is pumping, and you'…'

"Oh yeah!" you proclaim, "there's a police station about two and a quarter miles from here. We can get there pretty quickly if we run. Let's go."

Your blood is pumping, and you're sure theirs is too. The massive amount of adrenaline coursing through your body enables the three of you to sprint quite fast.

You make it to the police station in about 12 minutes, and see no signs of zombies along the way. Now that you think about it, you didn't see anyone...

You walk through a set of glass doors into the precinct, and then through another set. You see an officer walking by

What do you do?

[[Blurt out "Zombies are invading and we just killed a couple of them please help omg omg omg!"]]

[[Say "Officer! Something terrible is going on, we need help!"]]

Suggest you continue with your plan, and walk to your house 1 mile away

2012-12-01T21:17:52Z

Vincentk18: Created page with '"Okay, my house is at 34th and 3rd. Let's hoof it!" you commanded. The red Arizona sun is setting like a blood-red watercolour across the horizon, as your terrified group walks,…'

"Okay, my house is at 34th and 3rd. Let's hoof it!" you commanded.

The red Arizona sun is setting like a blood-red watercolour across the horizon, as your
terrified group walks, trembling, down the street along the sidewalk. You're all still in shock, but as of yet, there are no zombies in sight. Nobody in sight at all, actually.. The other
businesses in the area still have their lights on, and you can see
a few people in windows... but nobody acting bloodthirsty. Hmm.

As you come up to a corner of a building, you hear a gurgling growl.
I guess your mind spoke too soon about the lack of zombies.

You thrust your hand up in a "be quiet!" motion. You ready your cleaver, high up and behind your head ready to be brought down into some fucking zombie skull. The snarl is approaching. You feel a tinge of excitement that confuses you.

The zombie bumbles slowly around the corner, and is now slowly approaching you from about 8 feet away.

Do you

[[Charge with the cleaver, aiming for the top of the head]]

Or

[[Throw the Cleaver at his chest and tell Hugo to hit him with the pan]]

Or

[[Grab the pan from Hugo and attack with it AND the cleaver at once]]

Or

[[Hand the cleaver to Jane, tell them to take cover, and fight the zombie hand-to-hand]]

Take Jane and Hugo back to your place

2012-12-01T21:06:25Z

Vincentk18: Created page with 'You blurt "This is fucking crazy! Zombies?! I always figured it could never happen.." "Yeah, well it obviously is. You got a cell phone?" Hugo asks you exasperated and terrified…'

You blurt "This is fucking crazy! Zombies?! I always figured it could never happen.."

"Yeah, well it obviously is. You got a cell phone?" Hugo asks you exasperated and terrified."

"Yeah, I'll call the cops," you tell them both, "you guys follow me and watch my back. We gotta get back to my place, I have a gun safe and some useful equipment if this is going to be an all-out epidemic like in the movies."

You pull out your cell phone and dial 911. Busy signal. Shit.

You run into the kitchen and grab a cleaver for protection, then head out the restaurant door with Hugo and Jane behind you.

Do you

[[Suggest you continue with your plan, and walk to your house 1 mile away]]

Or

[[Suggest you sprint to the police station 2 miles away]]