Create Your Own Story - User contributions [en]

Wait to see what he's going to do, ultimately deciding your fate.

2007-09-05T15:49:56Z

OOwizKid:

You decide to see what the figure does. It comes up to you and hands you the crossbow. It undoes its hood and reveals itself to be a young girl. She asks if you would like to go hunting with her.

*[[Accept the offer.]]
*[[Decline the offer.]]
[[Category: Choose Your Destiny]]

Follow the mysterious figure.

2007-09-05T15:49:42Z

OOwizKid:

You decide it's worth the risk and follow the mysterious, cloaked figure. He leads you off the path (uh-oh). You soon come into a clearing, with a cottage sitting in the middle. It looks homely enough, but then again this entire experience has been pretty weird, you can't trust anything or anyone. The figure doesn't go into the cottage however. He moves around it and goes to a shed. You watch as he dissapears through the entrance. He soon returns with two fancy looking crossbows. He starts heading towards you. Do you...

*[[Get the hell out of here.]]
*[[Wait to see what he's going to do, ultimately deciding your fate.]]
[[Category: Choose Your Destiny]]

Wait to see what he's going to do, ultimately deciding your fate.

2007-09-05T15:49:18Z

OOwizKid:

Follow the mysterious figure.

2007-09-05T15:47:05Z

OOwizKid:

Follow the mysterious figure.

2007-09-05T15:46:32Z

OOwizKid:

You decide it's worth the risk and follow the mysterious, cloaked figure. He leads you off the path (uh-oh). You soon come into a clearing, with a cottage sitting in the middle. It looks homely enough, but then again this entire experience has been pretty weird, you can't trust anything or anyone. The figure doesn't go into the cottage however. He moves around it and goes to a shed. You watch as he dissapears through the entrance. He soon returns with two fancy looking crossbows. He starts heading towards you. Do you...

*[[Run like hell.]]
*[[Wait to see what he's going to do, ultimately deciding your fate.]]

Go on the path heading west.

2007-09-05T15:43:13Z

OOwizKid:

You decide to head west. You soon realize you've entered a dark forest. The trees whistle in the shallow wind and you begin to grow a tad paranoid. Suddenly a lone figure jumps out on the path about 10 yards ahead of you. It motions for you to follow it. Do you...

*[[Follow the mysterious figure.]]
*[[Decide it's to risky and go your own way.]]
[[Category: Choose Your Destiny]]

Main Page

2007-09-05T15:37:47Z

OOwizKid:

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

__NOTOC__
==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status
|-
|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (50+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (260+ pages)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Time Vortex]]|| (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (5 pages)
|-
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status
|-

|[[Atom Kid|Atom kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)

|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (60+ pages)

|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)

|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)]] || (230+ pages)

|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (40+ pages)

|-
|[[Ectoplasm]] || (5+ pages)

|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (60+ pages)

|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)

|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)

|-
|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[Mogloween (an AdventureQuest adventure)]] || (3+ pages)

|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)

|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)

|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (110+ pages)

|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)

|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (34 pages)

|-
|[[Seize The Day]] || (5+ pages)

|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)

|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)

|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (100 + pages)

|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)

|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)
|}

==R-Rated Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no adult content:'''

{|
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Darkened Hope]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(10-15 pages)
|-
|[[In The Army]] || (16+ pages)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Soviet]]|| (3 pages)
|-
|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(8 pages)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(35+ pages)
|-
|}

==Adult Stories==
'''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.
{|
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
|-
|[[Hollywood Romp]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Lonely Stallion in the Sweet Green Pastures]]|| (2 pages)
|-
|[[Protectors]]||(3 pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(3200+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(150+ pages)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (50+ pages)
|-
{| width="100%"
|- valign="top" bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|

[[Adventure name/New option name]]

Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}

==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear red on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.

|

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly.
**ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
|}

Ignore the knife.

2007-09-05T15:37:02Z

OOwizKid:

Never one to engage in such cheap arts, you decide not to grab the knife off the ground. O-Dog, the man who is holding you, picks up the knife instead. (How ironic). He tells the crowd to never mess with his manliness, literally, and then stabs you in the back. You bleed to death.

"You have died"

[[Choose Your Destiny | Restart]]
[[Category: Choose Your Destiny]]

Drop the knife and run like hell.

2007-09-05T15:34:46Z

OOwizKid:

You don't fight, expecially when the fighting includes knives. You head for the hills, but the guy you just ran from is an expert knife thrower. He throws the knife and you're pinned right through the head.

"You are dead"

[[Choose Your Destiny | Restart]]
[[Category: Choose Your Destiny]]

Drop the knife and run like hell.

2007-09-05T15:34:21Z

OOwizKid:

Choose Your Destiny

2007-09-05T15:30:58Z

OOwizKid:

(Before you start on your chosen destiny, I would like to say that if at any time you decide to expand this past what I am doing myself, please keep everything 2nd person. I hope you refrain from editing it right now because I am working hard on making it quite funny, interesting, disgusting, or whatever else you might want to call it at this time. I hope to get in at least 300 pages before finishing it, but that isn't final.) Last Updated : Sept 5, 2007

You wake up in the middle of a searingly hot desert. You don't know how you got there, or who you even are, but you are in the middle of a desert, and if you don't get water soon you are screwed. Do you choose to...

*[[Go in search of water.]]
*[[Use the cell phone in your back pocket to bring water to you.]]
[[Category: Choose Your Destiny|*]]

Choose Your Destiny

2007-09-02T16:34:53Z

OOwizKid:

(Before you start on your chosen destiny, I would like to say that if at any time you decide to expand this past what I am doing myself, please keep everything 2nd person. That means no dialogue whatsoever. I hope you refrain from editing it right now because I am working hard on making it quite funny, interesting, disgusting, or whatever else you might want to call it at this time. I hope to get in at least 300 pages before finishing it, but that isn't final.) Last Updated : Sept 2, 2007

You wake up in the middle of a searingly hot desert. You don't know how you got there, or who you even are, but you are in the middle of a desert, and if you don't get water soon you are screwed. Do you choose to...

*[[Go in search of water.]]
*[[Use the cell phone in your back pocket to bring water to you.]]
[[Category: Choose Your Destiny|*]]

Run after them practically naked.

2007-09-02T16:34:12Z

OOwizKid:

You decide the pool isn't worth the trouble. You run after the boys cursing at every thorn you step on. They laugh at you and continue running. They are fast sons of a bitches and your not sure you can catch them. Do you...

*[[Give up and go in search of new clothes.]]
*[[Pick up some rocks and chuck them at the boys heads.]]
*[[Continue chasing them.]]

[[Category: Choose Your Destiny|*]]

Run after them practically naked.

2007-09-02T16:33:57Z

OOwizKid:

You decide the pool isn't worth the trouble. You run after the boys cursing at every thorn you step on. They laugh at you and continue running. They are fast sons of a bitches and your not sure you can catch them. Do you...

*[[Give up and go in search of new clothes.]]
*[[Pick up some rocks at chuck them at the boys heads.]]
*[[Continue chasing them.]]

[[Category: Choose Your Destiny|*]]

Stay in the pool the rest of your life, sealing your fate.

2007-09-02T16:31:40Z

OOwizKid:

You decide to stay in the pool. They run off laughing. You are the kind of person that feels inferior when you don't have clothes on your back, so you can never convince yourself to get out of the pool. You eventually shrivel up like an onion.

"You have died"

*[[Choose Your Destiny | Restart]]

[[Category: Choose Your Destiny|*]]

Stay in the pool the rest of your life, sealing your fate.

2007-09-02T16:31:18Z

OOwizKid:

Hop in.

2007-09-02T16:29:51Z

OOwizKid:

You strip to your tidey widys and dive into the pool. The water feels good and you decide to relax, even though the situation your in currently in shouldn't give you the time to soak your feet. Suddenly, 2 random boys that look about 10 years old come out of nowhere and grab your clothes. Fuming with you anger do you...

*[[Run after them practically naked.]]
*[[Stay in the pool the rest of your life, sealing your fate.]]

[[Category: Choose Your Destiny|*]]

Swimming pool in the middle of nowhere.

2007-09-02T16:27:53Z

OOwizKid:

You don't know how a swimming people could possibly have been built in a shit hole place like this, but you think better of the situation and decide to...

*[[Hop in.]]
*[[Not hop in.]]

[[Category: Choose Your Destiny|*]]

Swimming pool in the middle of nowhere.

2007-09-02T16:27:42Z

OOwizKid:

You don't know how a swimming people could possibly have been built in a shit hole place like this, but you think better of the situation and decide to...

*[[Hop in.]]
*[[Not hop in.]]

Realize that that the cellphone doesn't work, and the last option is useless.

2007-09-02T16:26:24Z

OOwizKid:

Smart thinking Tex. You toss the cellphone into the dirt and continue walking in a random direction. Do you come upon a...

*[[Mansion in the middle of nowhere.]]
*[[Swimming pool in the middle of nowhere.]]
*[[Drug store in the middle of nowhere.]]

[[Category: Choose Your Destiny|*]]

Realize that that the cellphone doesn't work, and the last option is useless.

2007-09-02T16:26:16Z

OOwizKid:

Attempt to call "Mom".

2007-09-02T16:25:12Z

OOwizKid:

You didn't read both options because your either an idiot, or an impulse clicker, so you try the phone service. It doesn't work though! That's odd you have to think as you throw the phone into the dirt. Once again luck just isn't on your side. You head off in a random direction. Do you come upon a...

*[[Mansion in the middle of nowhere.]]
*[[Swimming pool in the middle of nowhere.]]
*[[Drug store in the middle of nowhere.]]

[[Category: Choose Your Destiny|*]]

Shake the branch it's on violently, making it fall to its doom.

2007-09-02T16:22:58Z

OOwizKid:

The squirrel hits the ground with a hard crunch. You put on an evil smile and descend to the bottom. The squirrel landed on the ground head first, making its body stick up in the air. You kick its ass, then grab the satellite phone. Do you...

*[[Attempt to call "Mom".]]
*[[Realize that that the cellphone doesn't work, and the last option is useless.]]

[[Category: Choose Your Destiny|*]]

Shake the branch it's on violently, making it fall to its doom.

2007-09-02T16:21:53Z

OOwizKid:

Choose Your Destiny

2007-09-01T21:56:44Z

OOwizKid:

(Before you start on your chosen destiny, I would like to say that if at any time you decide to expand this past what I am doing myself, please keep everything 2nd person. That means no dialogue whatsoever. I hope you refrain from editing it right now because I am working hard on making it quite funny, interesting, disgusting, or whatever else you might want to call it at this time. I hope to get in at least 300 pages before finishing it, but that isn't final.) Last Updated : Sept 1, 2007

You wake up in the middle of a searingly hot desert. You don't know how you got there, or who you even are, but you are in the middle of a desert, and if you don't get water soon you are screwed. Do you choose to...

*[[Go in search of water.]]
*[[Use the cell phone in your back pocket to bring water to you.]]
[[Category: Choose Your Destiny|*]]

Main Page

2007-09-01T19:10:53Z

OOwizKid: /* Adult Stories */

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

__NOTOC__
==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status
|-
|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (50+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (260+ pages)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Time Vortex]]|| (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (5 pages)
|-
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status
|-

|[[Atom Kid|Atom kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)

|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (60+ pages)

|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)

|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)]] || (230+ pages)

|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (40+ pages)

|-
|[[Ectoplasm]] || (5+ pages)

|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (60+ pages)

|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)

|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)

|-
|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[Mogloween (an AdventureQuest adventure)]] || (3+ pages)

|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)

|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)

|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (110+ pages)

|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)

|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (34 pages)

|-
|[[Seize The Day]] || (5+ pages)

|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)

|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)

|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (100 + pages)

|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)

|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)
|}

==R-Rated Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no adult content:'''

{|
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Darkened Hope]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(10-15 pages)
|-
|[[In The Army]] || (16+ pages)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Soviet]]|| (3 pages)
|-
|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(8 pages)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(35+ pages)
|-
|}

==Adult Stories==
'''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.
{|
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(60+ pages)
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Lonely Stallion in the Sweet Green Pastures]]|| (2 pages)
|-
|[[Protectors]]||(3 pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(3200+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(150+ pages)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (50+ pages)
|-
{| width="100%"
|- valign="top" bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|

[[Adventure name/New option name]]

Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}

==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear red on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.

|

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly.
**ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
|}

Do not go in for the kill.

2007-09-01T19:03:51Z

OOwizKid:

You can't bring yourself to attack the man while he is down. That move cost you your life. He suddenly twists around, slicing your throat, in one swift move.

"You Die"

*[[Choose Your Destiny | Restart]]

Go in for the kill.

2007-09-01T19:01:34Z

OOwizKid:

Your bring your dagger in for the kill, but at the last second the man brings up his blade, whipping yours right out of your hand. The man shoves you to the ground, then carves out your heart, which he now wears as a necklace to show other bikers he's tough shit.

"You Lose"

*[[Choose Your Destiny | Restart]]

Knife fight.

2007-09-01T18:59:47Z

OOwizKid:

You have never wielded a knife in combat, but your feeling lucky. He slowly moves toward you, lessening the distance. You suddenly thrust forward crazily. He parries and pushes your blade back, moving in for the kill. You dodge out of the way just in time, grab some sand from the ground, and throw it in his face. The man yells in agony, cursing about cheap shots. At this point you...

*[[Go in for the kill.]]
*[[Do not go in for the kill.]]

Knife fight.

2007-09-01T18:59:35Z

OOwizKid:

You never wielded a knife in combat, but your feeling lucky. He slowly moves toward you, lessening the distance. You suddenly thrust forward crazily. He parries and pushes your blade back, moving in for the kill. You dodge out of the way just in time, grab some sand from the ground, and throw it in his face. The man yells in agony, cursing about cheap shots. At this point you...

*[[Go in for the kill.]]
*[[Do not go in for the kill.]]

Tell the guy there is a knife on the ground.

2007-09-01T18:57:17Z

OOwizKid:

You point desperately at the ground and show the man the knife. He throws you to the ground and grabs it up. You scramble quickly to your feet. The man is now advancing on you slowly. The other guy that was in the fight previously throws you a knife, nods, then runs like hell away. You figure he's probably a very smart man. Looks like the black man wants to engage in some friendly knife fighting. Do you...

*[[Knife fight.]]
*[[Drop the knife and run like hell.]]

To kill yourself in pity.

2007-09-01T18:53:16Z

OOwizKid:

"You have died"

And so has the black man. What did this accomplish?

*[[Choose Your Destiny | Restart]]

Use your awesome soccer skills to flip the knife into your hand and stab the guy in the heart.

2007-09-01T18:52:24Z

OOwizKid:

He can barely believe his eyes as the blade pierces through him. The crowd gasps and the man that was in the fight earlier is stunned. Seconds later, the crowd gets the hell out of there. Murder scenes aren't their cup of tea. You can hardly believe that you killed the man. You thought stabbing someone in the heart only worked on TV! You were and you decide...

*[[To kill yourself in pity.]]
*[[Avoid the crowd all together. | Get the hell away form the murder scene.]]

Use your awesome soccer skills to flip the knife into your hand and stab the guy in the heart.

2007-09-01T18:51:53Z

OOwizKid:

He can barely believe his eyes as the blade pierces through him. The crowd gasps and the man that was in the fight earlier is stunned. Seconds later, the crowd gets the hell out of there. Murder scenes aren't their cup of tea. You can hardly believe that you killed the man. You thought stabbing someone in the heart only worked on TV! You were and you decide...

*[[To kill yourself in pity.]]
*[[Avoid the crowd altogether. | Get the hell away form the murder scene.]]

Try to be included in the "business".

2007-09-01T18:48:27Z

OOwizKid:

You want to act tough and impress the crowd of bikers, so you strut right into the middle of what seems like a heated argument between the two men. The buff black man looks at you and sneers in contempt. Clearly your pillow soft abs are not impressive. He struts over and picks you up by the hair. (Yes it hurts, and yes he is incredibly strong.) You try to squirm out of his grasp, but no luck. Glancing down, you notice a knife sticking out of the ground, possibly in reach if your lucky. Do you...

*[[Use your awesome soccer skills to flip the knife into your hand and stab the guy in the heart.]]
*[[Tell the guy there is a knife on the ground.]]
*[[Ignore the knife.]]

Get on the ground.

2007-09-01T14:18:38Z

OOwizKid:

You decide the chief means business. He begins to walk around you, occasionally poking his stick at random parts of your body. He then tells the rest of the tribe to pick you up and take you back to the village. Feeling like a king that's just been dethroned, you are brought to the village which consists of small, apache style tents. A large bonfire rested in the center.

You are laid down on the ground inside a small tent. The tribesmen who carried you leave, but the chief stays. You wonder what he is going to do to you. Does he...

*[[Set you free.]]
*[[Decide you will be tonights main course.]]
*[[Become friends with you.]]

Tell him to shut the fuck up, you don't take orders from nobody.

2007-09-01T14:12:45Z

OOwizKid:

Wrong decision. Screaming like a pack of whiny children after finding out the McDonald's play place has been removed, the Indians thrust their spears all throughout your body. You fall to the ground, dead, and they roast you over a fire for dinner.

"You are dead"

*[[Choose Your Destiny | Restart]]

Ask for the phone.

2007-09-01T14:10:31Z

OOwizKid:

The Indian shakes his head and begins to run away. This pisses you off, and you start to run after him. All of the sudden, a huge band of Indians come out from the tall grass that was surrounding the tree. They gather around you. What looks like the leader comes up and tells you to get on the ground. Do you...

*[[Tell him to shut the fuck up, you don't take orders from nobody.]]
*[[Get on the ground.]]

Stare blankly at the squirrel for awhile and try to send it telepathic messages to give you the phone.

2007-09-01T14:07:49Z

OOwizKid:

Thinking as hard as you can, you do just that. At first you don't believe it's working, but then the squirrel looks at, chattering with its paws up to its mouth. It starts to move your way. Amazingly excited, you keep sending the thoughts, feeling retarted. The squirrel almost reaches you, but suddenly you hear a whiz, and then an arrow plunges up through the trees, striking the squirrel right through the ear.

With all the glory a dead squirrel can possibly make, it drops down through the trees. Squirrel and cellphone. Startled, you rush down after it. As you hit the ground, you see an Indian staring at you blankly. Do you...

*[[Ask for the phone.]]
*[[Kick the Indian's ass for killing the squirrel.]]

Attempt to kick the squirrel's ass. You need that phone.

2007-09-01T14:02:45Z

OOwizKid:

With all the rage of someone who didn't have his munchies for breakfast, you move for the squirrel. It's a small jump to the branch it's on though. You try for it... and don't make it. You plunge down to the ground and you hear a snap as your spine breaks. Paralyzed, you can only watch in horror as the squirrel hops down to the ground and pisses in your face.

"You are dead"

*[[Choose Your Destiny | Restart]]

A large tree.

2007-09-01T14:00:01Z

OOwizKid:

And by gosh is it ever a huge ass tree. You scramble up it and pray to god the bikers didn't see you.

They didn't. Roaring with maniacal laughter, they pass right under you. Breathing a sigh of relief, you take stock of your situation and realize to things. You are in a tree. You are scared shitless.

Suddenly, you notice a squirrel on the branch to your right. It's holding what looks like... you can't believe it. A satellite phone! Do you...

*[[Attempt to kick the squirrel's ass. You need that phone.]]
*[[Stare blankly at the squirrel for awhile and try to send it telepathic messages to give you the phone.]]
*[[Shake the branch it's on violently, making it fall to its doom.]]
*[[Decide to climb down the tree. The squirrel is just to darn cute.]]

Run like hell.

2007-09-01T13:53:44Z

OOwizKid:

Speedy Gonzalas would have been proud. Fast as lightning you dash away from the crowd of bikers. O-Dog and Slim decide to chase after you however. After what seems like hours you come upon...

*[[A large tree.]]
*[[A forest... with large trees.]]
*[[A store that reads "Bob's Guns"]]
*[[A large hole.]]

Scream like a baby. You hate pointy things.

2007-09-01T13:49:28Z

OOwizKid:

You can't help it. Sharp, pointy objects are not something you take likely upon. The crowd of bikers roar with laughter, and unfortunately for you, so do O-Dog and Slim. They glance at each other, nod, then advance towards you in all the glory of "we're about to beat the shit out of you." You take this as a cue to...

*[[Run like hell.]]
*[[Try to fight against the two-to-one odds.]]

Grab for the knife before Slim can cause any real damage.

2007-09-01T13:46:10Z

OOwizKid:

You grab for the knife. (How stupid can you possibly get?) He dodges around you and stabs you in the heart, five times to be exact.

"You are dead"

*[[Choose Your Destiny | Restart]]

Act like a savior and go help Slim.

2007-09-01T13:44:37Z

OOwizKid:

Although you skipped most of your weight lifting sessions, you decide to help the man in need. Rushing forward, you give O-Dog a nice punch to the side of the hide. He groans and flips you off, cursing. Slim took it as a sign to get up and then he pulls out a knife he had concealed in his shoe. It's a jackknife 2000! You don't know how good it is, but you know it can cut. Do you...

*[[Grab for the knife before Slim can cause any real damage.]]
*[[Scream like a baby. You hate pointy things.]]
*[[Gang up on O-Dog.]]

Mingle in the crowd and try to figure out what's going on.

2007-09-01T13:41:08Z

OOwizKid:

Your too curious to not know what's going on. You mingle in with the other bikers, trying to act your just part of the crew. They don't seem to notice you. Mostly because the two guys in the crowd are now throwing fists at each other. People were yelling and screaming like crazy. Some were rooting for a man named O-Dog. The others were rooting for Slim. You take O-Dog to be the tall, black man. He's one son a bitch. After taking a kick to the face, he tackles Slim to the ground and starts rubbing the man's face into the dirt. The man doesn't look like he can get back up. Do you...

*[[Act like a savior and go help Slim.]]
*[[Be a wuss and watch it happen.]]
*[[Avoid the crowd all together. | Leave.]]

Avoid the crowd all together.

2007-09-01T13:36:58Z

OOwizKid:

It's to risky for you. Knowing your luck, you would probably get held up in some gang fight. You decide to move around the crowd and keep heading down the path. You come upon...

*[[A sign that reads "Welcome To The Dead Zone."]]

Go on the path heading east.

2007-09-01T13:34:05Z

OOwizKid:

As you walk down the path you begin to hear voices off in the distance. Finally! Maybe the people could really help you figure out where you are. As you get closer you notice their is a crowd of bikers standing around two men who like they meant business. Do you...

*[[Avoid the crowd all together.]]
*[[Mingle in the crowd and try to figure out what's going on.]]
*[[Try to be included in the "business".]]

Go in search of water.

2007-09-01T13:30:05Z

OOwizKid:

You see nothing for miles around, but you do notice a few cacti about 20 yards from where you are standing. You remember hearing that they absorb some water and decide it might be a good idea to go check them out. What do you decide...

*[[Check out the cactus.]]
*[[Keep walking, it could be dangerous.]]
[[Category: Choose Your Destiny]]

Go inside the car.

2007-09-01T06:34:57Z

OOwizKid:

You get into the car this time, it compels you with its up to date, Brittney Spears classicals.

Taking control of the wheel, you decide to follow the road for awhile. Nothing of interest pops up until you come to a bridge. Do you...

*[[Drive over the bridge.]]
*[[Drive under the bridge. Wtf?]]
*[[Get out of the car and cross the bridge yourself.]]

Main Page

2007-09-01T05:48:47Z

OOwizKid: /* Adult Stories */

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

__NOTOC__
==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status
|-
|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (50+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (260+ pages)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Time Vortex]]|| (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (5 pages)
|-
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status
|-

|[[Atom Kid|Atom kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)

|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (60+ pages)

|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)

|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)]] || (230+ pages)

|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (40+ pages)

|-
|[[Ectoplasm]] || (5+ pages)

|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (60+ pages)

|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)

|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)

|-
|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[Mogloween (an AdventureQuest adventure)]] || (3+ pages)

|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)

|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)

|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (110+ pages)

|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)

|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)

|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (34 pages)

|-
|[[Seize The Day]] || (5+ pages)

|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)

|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)

|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (100 + pages)

|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)

|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)
|}

==R-Rated Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no adult content:'''

{|
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Darkened Hope]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(10-15 pages)
|-
|[[In The Army]] || (16+ pages)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Soviet]]|| (3 pages)
|-
|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(8 pages)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(35+ pages)
|-
|}

==Adult Stories==
'''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.
{|
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Lonely Stallion in the Sweet Green Pastures]]|| (2 pages)
|-
|[[Protectors]]||(3 pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(3200+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(150+ pages)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (50+ pages)
|-
{| width="100%"
|- valign="top" bgcolor="#ccffcc"
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[[Adventure name/New option name]]

Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}

==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear red on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.

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==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly.
**ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
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