http://72.14.177.54/create_your_own_story/?feed=atom&target=Jeebers&title=Special%3AContributions 2026-05-08T18:46:40Z From Create Your Own Story MediaWiki 1.15.1 http://72.14.177.54/create_your_own_story/Come_in_at_night 2009-03-20T20:35:37Z

<p>Jeebers:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>Funny. There are no guards at the opportune moment and you rob the Grand Bank of NY.<br /> <br /> YOU GOT $4,000,000!<br /> <br /> The bank job gave the robbers enough money to live happy. You fly to:<br /> *[[Smallville]]<br /> *[[Metropolis]]<br /> *[[Fortress of Solitude]]<br /> {{SuperStatus|Equipment=''4 Million''|Health=100|MP=0|Level=2}}<br /> [[Category: Superdickery]]</div>

Jeebers http://72.14.177.54/create_your_own_story/Continue_masturbating 2009-03-20T20:32:16Z

<p>Jeebers:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>You continue masturbating but the urge to poop comes over you swiftly. Do you...<br /> <br /> [[ poop in the toilet]]<br /> <br /> [[ Poop your panties]]<br /> <br /> [[ ignore your urges]]<br /> {{UnivStatus|Health=100|Height=5’ 8”|Weight=121 lbs|Gender=Female|Equipment=Nothing}}<br /> [[Category: University Daze]]</div>

Jeebers http://72.14.177.54/create_your_own_story/Kill_them_both 2009-03-20T20:26:33Z

<p>Jeebers:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>You fly at them at over 100mph, determined to plow their weak human bodies into the street.<br /> <br /> The last thing you see as you smash their bodies into oblivion is Jimmy Olsen giving Lois a Happy Birthday card.<br /> <br /> Do you<br /> *[[Leave the Earth]]<br /> *[[Mold their Remains into Jimmy and Lois]]<br /> *[[Destroy the Daily Planet]]<br /> *[[Kill Perry White - This was a Setup!]]<br /> *[[Choose your own SuperAdventure!]]<br /> <br /> {{SuperStatus|Equipment=none|Health=100}}<br /> [[Category: Superdickery]]</div>

Jeebers http://72.14.177.54/create_your_own_story/Kill_them_both 2009-03-20T20:26:17Z

<p>Jeebers:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>You fly at them at over 100mph, determined to plow their weak human bodies into the street.<br /> <br /> The last thing you see as you smash their bodies into oblivion is Jimmy Olsen giving Lois a Happy Birthday card.<br /> <br /> Do you<br /> *[[Leave the Earth]]<br /> *[[Mold their Remains into Jimmy and Lois]]<br /> *[[Destroy the Daily Planet]]<br /> *[[Kill Perry White - This was a Setup!]]<br /> *[[Choose your own SuperAdventure!]<br /> {{SuperStatus|Equipment=none|Health=100}}<br /> [[Category: Superdickery]]</div>

Jeebers http://72.14.177.54/create_your_own_story/Go_piss_on_your_parents%27_graves 2009-03-20T20:20:47Z

<p>Jeebers:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>You fly to the Smalltown cemetary to piss on your parents graves, but then you realize that you were born on Krypton - which exploded - therefore your parents have no graves.<br /> <br /> To sate your anger at being unable to piss on your parents graves, you decide to kill the Kent family.<br /> <br /> Do you<br /> *[[Use your heat vision to trap the Kents in their farm house]]<br /> *[[Use your Superbreath to freeze them to death]]<br /> *[[Use your Supervision on the Kents until they have cancer]]<br /> *[[Piss on their faces using your Superpiss causing them to drown]]<br /> <br /> {{SuperStatus|Equipment=none|Health=100}}<br /> [[Category: Superdickery]]</div>

Jeebers http://72.14.177.54/create_your_own_story/Tell_the_Wonder_Twins_that_they_are_two_of_the_lamest_characters_every_made 2009-03-20T19:53:59Z

<p>Jeebers:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>&quot;Ha ha! Superman thinks you two are the lamest characters ever made!&quot;<br /> <br /> Zan and Jayna look at you puzzedly as they don't understand what you mean, since they are real people and not characters.<br /> Whatever you meant, they don't take it lightly.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> &quot;WONDER TWINS POWER ACTIVATE&quot;<br /> <br /> '''ZAN:''' &quot;FORM OF KRYPTONITE WATER&quot;<br /> <br /> '''JAYNA:''' &quot;FORM OF KRYPTONITE BEAR&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Oh shit<br /> <br /> <br /> Do you<br /> *[[Beg for Superforgiveness]]<br /> *[[SuperBeg for forgiveness]]<br /> *[[Tell them to bring it on]]<br /> *[[Spin the earth backwards]]<br /> <br /> {{SuperStatus|Equipment=none|Health=40}}<br /> [[Category: Superdickery]]</div>

Jeebers http://72.14.177.54/create_your_own_story/Tell_the_Wonder_Twins_that_they_are_two_of_the_lamest_characters_every_made 2009-03-20T19:53:13Z

<p>Jeebers:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>&quot;Ha ha! Superman thinks you two are the lamest characters ever made!&quot;<br /> <br /> Zan and Jayna look at you puzzedly as they don't understand what you mean, since they are real people and not characters.<br /> Whatever you meant, they don't take it lightly.<br /> <br /> &quot;WONDER TWINS POWER ACTIVATE&quot;<br /> ZAN: &quot;FORM OF KRYPTONITE WATER&quot;<br /> JAYNA: &quot;FORM OF KRYPTONITE BEAR&quot;<br /> <br /> Oh shit<br /> <br /> Do you<br /> *[[Beg for Superforgiveness]]<br /> *[[SuperBeg for forgiveness]]<br /> *[[Tell them to bring it on]]<br /> *[[Spin the earth backwards]]<br /> <br /> {{SuperStatus|Equipment=none|Health=40}}<br /> [[Category: Superdickery]]</div>

Jeebers http://72.14.177.54/create_your_own_story/No_one!_Lois_is_the_only_woman_you%27ll_ever_love 2009-03-20T19:48:15Z

<p>Jeebers:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>You vow to never have a romantic liason ever again! Lois Lane is the only one for Superman, never mind the fact that Superman can't actually biologically be with Lois, being that Superman is. an. ALIEN.<br /> <br /> But Superman doesn't care. HE LOVED LOIS.<br /> <br /> Do you:<br /> *[[Spin the earth backwards to go back in time to save Lois]]<br /> *[[Get drunk on Kryptonite beer thereby becoming a supervillain]]<br /> *[[Beat up Krypto the Superdog]]<br /> *[[Cry like a superbitch]]<br /> <br /> {{SuperStatus|Equipment=none|Health=100}}<br /> [[Category: Superdickery]]</div>

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