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Another Pointless Story/ Show Off

2009-07-02T02:19:23Z

JazzyApples:

You fly at eachother with incredible speed, not even having time to raise your fists before crashing into eachother. The both of you go spinning into one of two nearby satellites, instantly obliterating it. Superman flies back, getting ready to pounce again. What do you do? It's getting dangerous, will you use the net? Mimic his movements? Or use the satellite debris to your advantage?

{{Status|Equipment=''2 Fists / Kryptonite Net''|Health=4821|Kills=0}}

*[[Another Pointless Story/ Mimic]]

*[[Another Pointless Story/ Test The Net]]

*[[Another Pointless Story/ Grab Debris]]

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Another Pointless Story/ End

2009-07-02T02:05:45Z

JazzyApples:

As you randomly shoot up into the exosphere to keep watch on the Earth from afar, you notice that Superman is doing the same. That just pisses you off. How dare he steal your idea?! If it weren't for the fact that you accidentally destroyed his home planet, there's no way you'd put up with it. Although, it does seem like he looks at you like you're a second father to him or something, so... What's this? He seems to have noticed your increase in power. He's definitely looking for a fight. What'll it be? Fight him? Or finally test out your bio-degradable kryptonite net? If it works, you can use the technology for lots of fun stuff to screw with Superman. You'll become a Batman/Joker combo that's totally devoted to pranking Superman. If it doesn't work.. You can't honestly say you'll miss him all that much. :P

{{Status|Equipment=''2 Fists \\ Kryptonite Net''|Health=10000|Kills=0}}

*[[Another Pointless Story/ Show Off]]

*[[Another Pointless Story/ Test The Net]]

[[Category: Another Pointless Story]]

Another Pointless Story/ Test The Net

2009-07-02T02:03:00Z

JazzyApples:

Here he comes.. Almost there.. Doesn't suspect a thing.. And at the last moment, you whip out your net and wave it out in front of you. There! He didn't have time to react. Instantly, his power is drained as he gets tangled. Of course, because of his momentum, he goes flying into you. The two of you are sent flying back and ram into a satellite. But it's worked! There he goes, falling to Earth. Here you are, bruised and cut all over. The satellite... Well, you'll just hope it wasn't too important. What was left of it already burned up as it started to fall as well. You take your place, king of space, ruler of all commonplace. The end.

{{Status|Equipment=''2 Fists''|Health=7402|Kills=0}}

[[Category: Another Pointless Story]]

Another Pointless Story/ End

2009-07-01T06:36:57Z

JazzyApples:

As you randomly shoot up into the exosphere to keep watch on the Earth from afar, you notice that Superman is doing the same. That just pisses you off. How dare he steal your idea?! If it weren't for the fact that you accidentally destroyed his home planet, there's no way you'd put up with it. Although, it does seem like he looks at you like you're a second father to him or something, so... What's this? He seems to have noticed your increase in power. He's definitely looking for a fight. What'll it be? Fight him? Or finally test out your bio-degradable kryptonite net? If it works, you can use the technology for lots of fun stuff to screw with Superman. You'll become a Batman/Joker combo that's totally devoted to pranking Superman. If it doesn't work.. You can't honestly say you'll miss him all that much. :P

{{Status|Equipment=''2 Fists''|Health=10000|Kills=0}}

*[[Another Pointless Story/ Show Off]]

*[[Another Pointless Story/ Test The Net]]

[[Category: Another Pointless Story]]

Another Pointless Story/ Feast

2009-07-01T06:14:21Z

JazzyApples:

As you commit cannibalistic acts that would terrify a suicidal person into becoming Catholic, your mind once again wanders, as this is also common to you. Adult human bodies.. You much prefer them to babies. If you were to compare stem-cell research to brewing drinks.. Fetuses are like 100 proof shots, while adults are like the more taboo absinthe. Absinthe, so good when made right, but potentially deadly if made wrong (i.e. Fat or diseased people). Of course, you eat them all. Your immune system is nearly as strong as the fist you sealed away behind your chin at the beginning of time. Back to reality, you've once again completed your menial task. Furthermore, it's increased your health 100-fold. Now.. Shall you call it a day? You don't want to unleash too much of your awesomeness. You're tired of moving to different planets so often. It's especially embarrassing when there are survivors.. Superman is still pretty peeved. Then again, you could always look for a fight again. Maybe it'll loosen up your muscles.

{{Status|Equipment=''2 Fists''|Health=10000|Kills=0}}

*[[Another Pointless Story/ Seek New Prey]]

*[[Another Pointless Story/ End]]
[[Category: Another Pointless Story]]

Another Pointless Story/ Fight

2009-07-01T05:40:03Z

JazzyApples:

You begin to punch them left and right. As such simple fighting is already in your muscles' memory, it requires very little thinking. Thusly, your mind begins to wander. Are you committing genocide against your own fans?? Surely this isn't the wisest move, unless they're mainly comprised of masochists. In that case, this could almost be considered a stunt to up your fan rating. You take a moment to see what you've done so far. Fans still crowd around you, though their numbers have certainly gone down. Many of them that get a word out before they die thank you for the experience, even offering their bodies and all their worldly assets as compensation. Perhaps they are masochists. You notice that besides the mountains of bodies that you've created, the landscape is slightly changed as well. To passerby, it might look as though an F-5 tornado had come through. Wait.. That might not explain the now-reversed flow of that river.. Oh well. Hold on. Something's changed. Ah! You seem to have finished them all off. Now for your next decision. Do you: Move on to find another opponent; Feast upon these people's bodies; Or go for a nice cross-continent jog?

{{Status|Equipment=''2 Fists''|Health=100|Kills=0}}

*[[Another Pointless Story/ Search For Opponents]]

*[[Another Pointless Story/ Feast]]

*[[Another Pointless Story/ Jog]]
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Another Pointless Story/ Stay And Fight In The U.S.

2009-07-01T05:16:49Z

JazzyApples:

Here you are in the good old USA and you can't find anyone to fight because you're completely surrounded by fans!
With your honed eyes, you Chuck-stimate <nowiki>(The Chuck Norris version of an estimate [This usually overrules undeniable fact])</nowiki> that there are 394,581 people hanging all over you. As you see it, there are several options: You can fight them all to the death, and there will possibly be a warrant for your arrest; Let out a mighty roar that will paralyze them for several hours so as to escape; Or stay and tattoo your name onto them, this will make you even more popular.

{{Status|Equipment=''2 Fists''|Health=100|Kills=0}}

*[[Another Pointless Story/ Fight]]

*[[Another Pointless Story/ Run]]

*[[Another Pointless Story/ Stay]]
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