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Drink from the chocolate river some more

2010-12-25T12:58:40Z

Guywithoutaname: Created page with 'You do, and then you like it so much you *Continue to drink from the chocolate river Category: Fuckin Screwed Up'

You do, and then you like it so much you

*[[Drink from the chocolate river|Continue to drink from the chocolate river]]
[[Category: Fuckin Screwed Up]]

Drink from the chocolate river

2010-12-25T12:57:18Z

Guywithoutaname: Created page with 'GROSS! You then *Drink from the chocolate river some more *Go to a church confessional Category: Fuckin Screwed Up'

GROSS! You then

*[[Drink from the chocolate river some more]]

*[[Go to a church confessional]]
[[Category: Fuckin Screwed Up]]

Piss in your own mouth

2010-12-25T12:56:14Z

Guywithoutaname:

You piss in your own mouth, swallow and then

*[[Drink from the chocolate river]]
[[Category: Fuckin Screwed Up]]

Piss in your own mouth

2010-12-25T12:55:54Z

Guywithoutaname: new page

You piss in your ow mouth, swallow and then

*[[Drink from the chocolate river]]
[[Category: Fuckin Screwed Up]]

Look for something else to drink, leading yourself on what may become an infinite, dehydrating loop

2010-12-25T12:54:57Z

Guywithoutaname: New page

Just

*[[Piss in your own mouth|Drink from the fucking chocolate river]]
[[Category: Fuckin Screwed Up]]

Look for something else to drink again

2010-12-25T12:53:43Z

Guywithoutaname: new page

You look as hard as you can for a few seconds and then give up cause you're a lazy cunt. You piss in the chocolate river again and then

*[[Drink from the chocolate river]]

*[[Look for something else to drink, leading yourself on what may become an infinite, dehydrating loop]]
[[Category: Fuckin Screwed Up]]

Look for something else to drink

2010-12-25T12:52:04Z

Guywithoutaname:

Look for something else to drink

2010-12-25T12:51:22Z

Guywithoutaname: Added page

You look as hard as you can for a few seconds and then give up cause you're a lazy cunt. You piss in the chocolate river again and then

*[[Drink from the chocolate river]]

*[[Look for something else to drink|Look for something else to drink again]]
[[Category: Fuckin Screwed Up]]

Piss In The Chocolate River.

2010-12-25T12:49:15Z

Guywithoutaname: added page

You piss in the chocolate river. All of a sudden you are very thirsty.

*[[Drink from the chocolate river]]

*[[Look for something else to drink]]
[[Category: Fuckin Screwed Up]]

Go east through the hedges

2010-12-25T12:44:21Z

Guywithoutaname: fixed formatting

:You are wandering in a hedge maze.

Do you:
*[[Go north through the hedges,|Go north through the hedges]]
*[[Go south through the hedges.|Go south through the hedges]]
*[[Go east through the hedges.|Go east through the hedges]]
*[[Go west through the hedges]]
[[Category: The many rooms]]
{{RoomStat|Location=Hedge Maze}}

Go west through the hedges

2010-12-25T12:43:04Z

Guywithoutaname: fixed formatting

:You are wandering in a hedge maze.

Do you:
*[[Go north through the hedges.|Go north through the hedges]]
*[[Go south through the hedges,|Go south through the hedges]]
*[[Go east through the hedges]]
*[[Go west through the hedges.|Go west through the hedges]]
[[Category: The many rooms]]
{{RoomStat|Location=Hedge Maze}}

Go south through the hedges

2010-12-25T12:40:55Z

Guywithoutaname: fixed formatting

:You are wandering in a hedge maze.

Do you:
*[[Go north through the hedges.|Go north through the hedges]]
*[[Go south through the hedges.|Go south through the hedges]]
*[[Go east through the hedges]]
*[[Go west through the hedges]]
[[Category: The many rooms]]
{{RoomStat|Location=Hedge Maze}}

Climb up the topiary giraffe

2010-12-25T12:39:33Z

Guywithoutaname: Fixed links.

:You climb up the topiary giraffe.

::All of a sudden it explodes, severing your right leg.

Do you:
*[[Walk past the topiary giraffe|Turn back time with your bullshit Harry Potter-esque time screwing watch, and instead of climbing up the topiary giraffe, choose to walk past the topiary giraffe (of course, by going back in time your leg is re-attached)]]
*[[Go south through the hedges|Re-attach your leg using your knowledge of advanced medicine then walk north]]
[[Category: The many rooms]]
{{RoomStat|Location=Hedge Maze}}

Climb up the topiary giraffe

2010-12-25T12:38:01Z

Guywithoutaname: fixed link

:You climb up the topiary giraffe.

::All of a sudden it explodes, severing your right leg.

Do you:
*[[Walk past the topiary giraffe|Turn back time with your bullshit Harry Potter-esque time screwing watch, and instead of climbing up the topiary giraffe, choose to walk past the topiary giraffe (of course, by going back in time your leg is re-attached]]
*[[Re-attach your leg using your knowledge of advanced medicine then walk north]]
[[Category: The many rooms]]
{{RoomStat|Location=Hedge Maze}}

Climb up the topiary giraffe

2010-12-25T12:37:18Z

Guywithoutaname: Created page

:You climb up the topiary giraffe.

::All of a sudden it explodes, severing your right leg.

Do you:
*[[Turn back time with your bullshit Harry Potter-esque time screwing watch, and instead of climbing up the topiary giraffe, choose to walk past the topiary giraffe (of course, by going back in time your leg is re-attached|Walk past the topiary giraffe]]
*[[Re-attach your leg using your knowledge of advanced medicine then walk north]]
[[Category: The many rooms]]
{{RoomStat|Location=Hedge Maze}}

Go to the boardwalk?

2010-12-25T12:28:51Z

Guywithoutaname: added this page

You leave your house and head towards the boardwalk. You jump in your car and head towards the boardwalk.

You arrive at the boardwalk but unfortunately it has been destroyed by terrorists. Then your car breaks down. You get out of your car. It is right then that you realize that you forgot to put on any clothes.

Do you:

[[Walk back home to get some clothes?]]

[[Try to steal some clothes off a random bystander?]]