Steal your date's pocketbook

From Create Your Own Story

Your date's nose is pressed into the waitress' clit and her tongue is digging into the folds of the waitress' vagina. She never even notices you taking her pcoketbook and hightailing it out of the restaurant.

She must have reported it stolen, though, because the next day a police officer breaks your door down and arrests you for stealing.

You end up sharing a jail cell with some sweaty fat guy who's way too friendly.

The End.