Feed your eagle baby's

From Create Your Own Story

Your baby's eat the eye. You fuckin love your baby's. "Oh shit." You say as a red tailed hawk swoops down infront of you. "Fuck off red tailed cunt!" You squawk in bird. "No u. These are my baby's bitch." He says."O shit, they are. I forgot, I don't have baby's." You squawk. "It's ok man, happens all the time. Seriously." This hawk is fuckin dope yo. You could like leave him but you really wanna hang out with him.

• go grab some beers and crack open a cold one with him.
• have a fuckin bird party.