+Infinity/Neither/18

From Create Your Own Story

Well this is a little awkward. It's finally your 18th, but how are you going to celebrate without any parts to celebrate with?

• Buy some lottery tickets and, if I'm lucky, some parts
  
• Buy lots of lottery tickets and, if I'm lucky, some parts
  
• Who has time to celebrate? I gotta get to work before my dad fires me
  

You are:

An 18-year-old nonsexual